For his most recent birthday I gave my son an iPhone. I gave my daughter an iPod for hers. For my birthday I got an iPad.
Thinking along the same lines, I got my wife an iRon.
Bad idea...
It’s a terrible thing to grow old alone. My wife hasn’t had a birthday for the last six years.
Actually, that's not true. She's not vain or concerned about her age, but does get a mite upset if I forget her birthday. I've found through hard experience that the most effective way to remember it is to forget it just once.
In fact, I always remembers her birthday. It’s the day after she reminds me of it.
But I recovered nicely. ‘Sweetheart,’ I said, ‘How do you expect me to remember your birthday when you never look any older?’
My buddy said, “I have an idea – why don’t you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it – she’ll probably be thrilled.”
So that’s what I did. She loved it.
She jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling “I’ll be back in an hour!”
3 comments:
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I sent a picture of that "lady's computer" to my 68 year old sister who is meaner than an unbroken stallion with a burr under the saddle.
If you don't hear from me for a while I'll be recouperating in the hospital.
LOL, good one!!!
Toejam - You're braver than me. I didn't have enough nerve to show it to my wife.
NFO - gracias...
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