― Martin Luther, circa 1500s“Wine improves with age. The older I get, the better I like it.”
― Anonymous“I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food.”
― W.C. Fields, circa 1930’s"I'm a wine enthusiast, the more wine I drink, the more enthusiastic I become."
The new wine will be marketed as Pinot More!
I've trained my dog to bring me a glass of red wine.
It's a Bordeaux collie.
Men are like fine wine: They all start out as grapes, and it is your job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have with dinner.
He said, 'Father, have you been drinking?'
'Only water', replied Father O'Reilly.
The policeman asked, 'Then how come I can smell wine?'
The priest looked at the bottle and said, 'Good Lord! He's done it again.'