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Obama issues executive order outlawing criticism of executive orders

In a sweeping move, President Obama has used an executive order to outlaw all criticism of executive orders.

“With this equal and legal measure, which fairly silences both favorable and negative criticism, I will finally be able to direct the executive and get some peace and quiet around here,” said Obama.

A super-relaxed Obama said he wishes he would have thought of it sooner.

At press time, no one had anything to say about the order.