In a sweeping move, President Obama has used an executive order to outlaw all criticism of executive orders.
“With this equal and legal measure, which fairly silences both favorable and negative criticism, I will finally be able to direct the executive and get some peace and quiet around here,” said Obama.
A super-relaxed Obama said he wishes he would have thought of it sooner.
At press time, no one had anything to say about the order.
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