In either case, I and millions of other Americans are hopelessly confused. If you have small children, pets, or livestock, however, rest assured that they're not confused. They still want to be fed at the same time according to the sun, regardless of what the clocks say.
You know, if we can set the clocks ahead, why can't we set the calendars ahead as well. That way we could skip the rest of this miserable winter and fast-forward to spring.
In any event, DST has to be one of the dumbest things congress has ever devised.
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My natural clock is a mess.
Just thinking of sleep gives me stress.
Spring forward—fall back
Makes me more out of whack.
So I don’t change my clocks — I just guess.
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On the morning that Daylight Saving Time ended, I stopped in to visit my aging friend.
He was busy covering his penis with black shoe polish.
I said to him, "You had better get your hearing checked. You're supposed to turn your clock back."
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Heh... Yeah, ALL screwed up over here too!
Why do we do this to ourselves...?
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