Monday, October 17, 2011

Headline Of The Year

Best man left bleeding after being hit in head by flying dildo
(Best man Jure) Skumavc was still sporting a scar on his forehead at (the) wedding nearly three weeks after being dinged by the artificial dong…

He said the pink projectile was flying an impressive 7 meters across the room and looping about 2 meters high.
INCOMING!!!
“Other people got it in their chest and knees. I was the only one bleeding."
The weapon of mass destruction was propelled by what are evidently a very impressive set of vajayjay muscles possessed by the 'exotic dancer' hired to perform at the bachelor party.
“I don’t have a massive experience with dildos,” he said. 
Does it take much experience to realize that said implements of pleasure don't usually fly around the room? 
The scars left by the offending object have since healed, but Mr. Skumavc said the story was still very much alive.

“People keep asking how close my face was (to cause that sort of injury),” he said.
I have absolutely nothing to add…


(H/T to Roger the Real King of France for the link.)

2 comments:

JT said...

Whoever was in charging of laying out that cover page clearly had a sense of humor. Flying dildos and a chance to win a pearl necklace?

Who in the world goes to the newspaper with the story about how they got a scar from a flying dildo? Whatever happened to destroying the evidence and pretending it never happened?

CenTexTim said...

I didn't even notice the pearl necklace reference - good one.

"Who in the world goes to the newspaper with the story about how they got a scar from a flying dildo?"

I blame reality TV.