Sunday, October 2, 2011

Sunday Funnies 2011.10.02

I did a little grilling last night. The secret is to get the guests so marinaded that they don't taste the food.

 My grilled fish is so bad that my cat only has three lives left.

Grilling - it’s the only type of cooking some men will do. When a man volunteers to grill, the following chain of events are usually put into motion.
The woman goes to the store.
The woman fixes the salad, vegetables, and dessert.

The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils, and takes it to the man, who is lounging beside the grill, drink in hand.

The man places the meat on the grill.

The woman goes inside to set the table and checks the vegetables.

The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning.

The man takes the meat off the grill and hands it to the woman.

The woman prepares the plates and brings them to the table.

After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

Everyone praises man and thanks him for his cooking efforts.

The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘her night off’ and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women.

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