Sunday Funnies 2014.12.21

The Big Day is almost here - Merry Christmas to all!

Christmas is certainly a special time of the year. When else do we sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?

Santa Claus goes down so many chimneys this time of the year that he needs a flue shot.

This Christmas I'm giving my kids a set of batteries with a note on them that says "Toys not included."

I'm also giving my wife a wooden leg. It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.

Q: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
A: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.