Sunday, December 21, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.12.21

The Big Day is almost here - Merry Christmas to all!


Christmas is certainly a special time of the year. When else do we sit in front of a dead tree and eat candy out of socks?


Santa Claus goes down so many chimneys this time of the year that he needs a flue shot.


This Christmas I'm giving my kids a set of batteries with a note on them that says "Toys not included."

I'm also giving my wife a wooden leg. It's not her main present, it's just a stocking filler.


Q: What is the best evidence that Microsoft has a monopoly?
A: Santa Claus had to switch from Chimneys to Windows.






6 comments:

Old NFO said...

Good ones! :-)

CenTexTim said...

Ho Ho Ho!

Eddie Raffs said...

MERRY CHRISTMAS CTT & OLD NFO!

May 2015 see ObamaCare repealed!

Well, I can hope.

CenTexTim said...

Thanks, Eddie, and the same to you and yours.

I admire your optimism...

Eddie Raffs said...

CTT,

I'm Toejam, but my google login posted my "real" name: Eddie.

Have a great Holiday!

CenTexTim said...

Toejam/Eddie - A rose by any other name... :-)