Wednesday, December 31, 2014

New Years Eve 2014

We're headed out to a New Years Eve party tonight.

No, not this kind.


More like this kind.


But we'll do our best to have a good time anyway...

Last New Year's Eve my wife and I went to a party. As the time neared midnight my wife stood up and said "It's time to get ready. At twelve o'clock I want every husband to be standing next to the one person who has made his life worth living."

When the clock struck midnight the bartender was almost crushed to death.

New Year's Eve is like having sex with my second ex-wife.

10 seconds of pleasure then another year before it happens again.


In any event, here's wishing you and yours a Happy, Healthy, and Prosperous New Year!

4 comments:

Old NFO said...

We used to enjoy the first kind... sigh...

Happy New Year to you and yours!!!

Well Seasoned Fool said...

Mine is the boring model, and I will be asleep well before midnight.

Toejam said...

Have a great 2015 everyone.

I went to bed at 8 PM last night but still feel hung-over.

I guess I shoulda left the bottle of Jack Daniels in the kitchen.

CenTexTim said...

I'm with you, guys. Had a few drinks, but didn't go overboard. In bed before midnight. Sigh...

Anyway, here's hoping the best of 2014 is the worst of 2015.