Sunday, December 14, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.12.14

The Christmas shopping season is upon us...


Christmas is in my heart twelve months a year.

Thanks to my wife, it’s on my Visa card statement twelve months a year also.


Good King Wenceslas phoned Domino's for a pizza.

The salesgirl asked him, "Do you want your usual - deep pan, crisp and even?" (sing it aloud to yourself if you don't get it)


You know you're a redneck when you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend, and only come back with one gift.


In spite of the CIA torture report, U.S. intelligence agencies found out that Al-Qaida is planning Christmas attacks in the U.S. and Europe.

The obama administration sprang into action and told al-Qaida, 'Hey, you cannot call them Christmas attacks, you have to call them holiday attacks.



"President Obama and the first lady say they will not be exchanging gifts this Christmas. Mrs. Obama says they used to, but she got tired of Barack promising big things and not delivering." –Conan O'Brien



My in-laws going Christmas shopping.

Shopping for my in-laws.

My wife after Christmas shopping.

2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Yeah, credit cards... sigh... The 'gift' that keeps on taking...

CenTexTim said...

Word...