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Woman Arrested For Getting Into Fight With Twin Sister Over Vibrator

A Bradenton woman was arrested Sunday afternoon after getting into a fight with her twin sister about a vibrator and her boyfriend, according to the Manatee County Sheriff's Office.

Heidi Creamer started fighting with her twin at 1:38 p.m. in the 5500 block of 36th Court East over "Heidi's boyfriend and a sexual toy (vibrator)," and the verbal argument soon turned to blows...

Creamer punched her sister in the face in the foyer of the apartment, knocking her to the floor... The victim then started kicking Creamer away as Creamer punched, scratched and pulled her twin's hair.

When Creamer exited the front door to place some items outside, her twin slammed the door and locked Creamer outside.

When a deputy arrived on scene, the twin sister was on the balcony of her apartment with blood on her face, where she had been yelling to neighbors to call the police.

Creamer was banging on the front door, screaming obscenities and yelling at the officer ... The deputy handcuffed Creamer, citing safety concerns about Creamer's aggressive behavior...

Somehow I doubt if there will be any protests over the deputy's actions in this case.

And while I am usually loathe to make disparaging remarks about anyone's appearance - after all, I ain't no Robert Redford myself - I think it's pretty obvious in this case why the lady was so possessive about the vibrator. It's the only action she's likely to get.

Heidi Creamer's booking photo

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