Going Out With A Bang

We're nearing the end of the year. Here's a couple of people who are going out with a bang...

Mom Has Sex in Car With High School Soccer Player

A 42-year-old suburban mother of three is accused of having sex with a 17-year-old soccer player.

The inappropriate relationship was uncovered when an Upper Pottsgrove Police officer allegedly found Iris Gibney and the teen naked, having sex inside a parked car.

As the officer approached the car, he saw Gibney performing a sex act on the teen...

The 17-year-old Pottsgrove High School student said he met Gibney at a high school football game earlier this year, police said. She had been volunteering as a "cheer mom" for the cheerleading team that her daughter is a part of.

Rah Rah Rah!!!

Gibney works at Victoria's Secret in King of Prussia...

Of course she does. Now lots of lonely men have new material for their MILF fantasies.

She was back at work Tuesday night and declined to comment when contacted at the retail store.

Not a whole lot she could say, given the circumstances.

In other news, we have a local paper that serves our community. It's such a small paper that it publishes once a week, and doesn't even have an online version available. It's print or nothing.

One of its regular features is a Police Blotter that reports on calls to the local LEOs. Given that we're such a small and sleepy community, most of the calls are related to traffic accidents, false alarms, and the like. However, every once in a while we get a really interesting tidbit - like this one.

Officers responded to a suspicious vehicle call, and found the described vehicle. The occupant ducked down when the officer shined her (!) flashlight his way.

The man was completely naked and covered with canola oil. He had an object stuffed up his rear end.

He was arrested and charged with public nudity and obscene behavior.

You can't make this stuff up...