Sunday, April 7, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.04.07

No theme today. Just a random collection of jokes and cartoons.


Q:  What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A:  If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.

Q: What does it mean when your husband is in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.

Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home!

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.










2 comments:

Old NFO said...

Hehehe, love the last one... :-D

CenTexTim said...

Yeah, I didn't mind donating an old camo shirt to her for the picture (I wish...).