No theme today. Just a random collection of jokes and cartoons.
Q: What's the difference between bird flu and swine flu?
A: If you have bird flu, you need tweetment. If you have swine flu, you need oink-ment.
Q: What does it mean when your husband is in bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You didn't hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
A: E.T. eventually went home!
The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
She was only a whiskey-maker, but he loved her still.
Nuts.
17 hours ago
2 comments:
Hehehe, love the last one... :-D
Yeah, I didn't mind donating an old camo shirt to her for the picture (I wish...).
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