Wednesday, January 30, 2013

I Ain't Helping With The Dishes No More

All these years I've been approaching it the wrong way.

Want to have more sex? Men, stop helping with the chores
... a new study that finds men who help with the housework tend to have less sex.

The University of Washington research, published Wednesday in the American Sociological Review, suggests that heterosexual couples have more “sexual encounters” when each partner takes on traditional gender roles.

“Where the male is doing the male tasks and the female is doing the female tasks, those are the couples (who) are having more sex,” UW Associate Professor of Sociology and study co-author Julia Brines said...
Me man. Me hunt and grill.

You woman. You clean house and pleasure me.

I like it...


8 comments:

Old NFO said...

It's that whole metrosexual thing...

Harper said...

Let me know how that works out with Mrs CenTex...

Anonymous said...

Go on strike and see how you like it.
Been there done that...didn't like it.
Mel.

CenTexTim said...

NFO - That's my opinion, but others seem to disagree with you and I. See the comments below.

Harper - I'm sure she'll be 100% thrilled to do more housework in exchange for more action in the ol' boudoir.

Mel - it's not a strike. It's a tradeoff ... win/win for everyone (I'm sure...).

Toejam said...

I told my wife: "I'd rather have sex with her than watch the Super Bowl."

She replied: "Let me know who won."

CenTexTim said...

Just remember, Toejam, you started this...

A man comes home for the doctor with some shocking, and unbelievable bad news: He's only got a few more hours to live and there is nothing medical science can do for him. He tells his wife and she holds him as they cry together. She asks if there is anything she can do.

He says, "Let's make love one last time."

She takes him to the bedroom and pulls out all the stops, doing her damnedest to make this the best ever. When they are done, they lie there and talk and asks if they can do it one more time. She says yes and they do.

About 2 AM he recovers and asks for one last time. She says no. He asks why not?

She replies, "Honey, I have to get up and go to work in the morning. You don't."

Toejam said...

BWAHAHAHAHAHAAH! Nice one CTT.

I threatened my wife with:

"If you don't give me sex I'm going to have a torid tryst with Manti Te'o's girlfriend."

She replied: "Imagine that!"

Toejam said...

How's about:

A couple, who just met that night at a local disco, are laying in bed after a long session of no-holds barred wonderful sex.

Gerry asked Alice,

You've been stroking my penis and balls for almost an hour, non-stop. Does that mean you enjoy them?

"No" said Alice, "Actually, I miss my own".