Sunday, November 23, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.11.23

This is Thanksgiving Week.

Thanksgiving is a traditional American Holiday where families all over the United States sit for dinner at the same time.


Q:  How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?

A:  Only one, but you REALLY have to squeeze to get him in.

“You can tell you ate too much for Thanksgiving when you have to let your bathrobe out.”

  -- Jay Leno

Thanksgiving Math
Corn + Turkey = Cob-ble, Cob-ble

Burglar + Turkey = Rob-ble, Rob-ble

Drunk + Turkey = Wob-ble, Wob-ble

Peter Pan + Pumpkins = Peter Pie Pan

Thanksgiving Dinner + Office Message = Turkey with all the Faxings

Even at Thanksgiving, when we are supposed to be grateful for the blessings that make this the Greatest Country on Earth, we are subjected to politically-oriented commentary.




Whatever your political leanings, I hope you and yours relax and have a great holiday week...


Old NFO said...

Love the last one... :-) I'm SO stealing that... :-)

CenTexTim said...

Yeah, I got a kick out of that one.