When people say you look “Great”...they add “for your age”!
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
The five pounds you wanted to lose is now 15 and you have a better chance of losing your keys than the 15 pounds.
You know when you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks!
Before going anywhere you make sure to bring your eye glasses!
Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size.
Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the national weather service.
There is absolutely nothing left to learn the hard way.
A common topic of conversation is grandkids. This story was unanimously chosen as the best.
My small grandson got lost at the big parade downtown last year.
He approached a uniformed security guard and said, "I've lost my grandpa!"
The guard asked, "What's his name?"
"Grandpa"
The guard smiled, then asked, "What's he like?"
The little tyke hesitated for a moment and then replied, "Johnnie Walker Red and women with big tits."
2 comments:
Yeah, I'll find out this coming weekend... 45th reunion... sigh
You'll enjoy it. Just remember to get lots of rest and drink plenty of liquids...
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