Blogging may be a little slow for the next few days. Some moron was texting while driving, ran a red light, and T-boned me. He hit me so hard I lost consciousness.
I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering different parts of my body, with wires monitoring every function. The only good news was that a gorgeous nurse stood hovering over me.
It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. That was confirmed when she spoke to me.
I heard her say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."
Shocked and disappointed, I managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"
UPDATE: I wasn't really in an accident. I was just trying to set up the joke. Sorry if I confused anyone.
Sammiches.
8 hours ago
6 comments:
Here's to a good and full recovery from the accident and the nurse!
Thanks for the kind thoughts, Mel, but I wasn't really in an accident. I was just trying to set up the joke. I should have made that clear. Sorry for the confusion.
Tim - Sorry to hear about the accident. Hope all is well and you make a full recovery.
On a lighter note...the nurse...iphone...camera. Gonna need a pic, what your hands broken?
Just kidding. You may have not been in THE accident...but a pic of a nurse, any hot nurse. Cmon man. You are so selfish.
Heh, yeah, I was getting ready to comment... :-)
Sorry to disappoint you two, but I'm fine.
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