Tuesday, November 19, 2013

Serious Accident

Blogging may be a little slow for the next few days. Some moron was texting while driving, ran a red light, and T-boned me. He hit me so hard I lost consciousness.

I woke up swathed in bandages, in a hospital ICU, tubes entering different parts of my body, with wires monitoring every function. The only good news was that a gorgeous nurse stood hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident. That was confirmed when she spoke to me.

I heard her say, "You may not feel anything from the waist down."

Shocked and disappointed, I managed to mumble in reply, "Can I feel your tits, then?"

UPDATE: I wasn't really in an accident. I was just trying to set up the joke. Sorry if I confused anyone.


Mel said...

Here's to a good and full recovery from the accident and the nurse!

CenTexTim said...

Thanks for the kind thoughts, Mel, but I wasn't really in an accident. I was just trying to set up the joke. I should have made that clear. Sorry for the confusion.

jeff said...

Tim - Sorry to hear about the accident. Hope all is well and you make a full recovery.
On a lighter note...the nurse...iphone...camera. Gonna need a pic, what your hands broken?

jeff said...

Just kidding. You may have not been in THE accident...but a pic of a nurse, any hot nurse. Cmon man. You are so selfish.

Old NFO said...

Heh, yeah, I was getting ready to comment... :-)

CenTexTim said...

Sorry to disappoint you two, but I'm fine.