Late Night

Had a great time yesterday - a beautiful day, a nice round of golf, followed by a few beers at the clubhouse, followed by a few more beers at home on the back porch, followed by a few glasses of wine with dinner, followed by a few after-dinner drinks ... well, you get the idea.

Since it was a late night, I though it would be only appropriate to post a few late-night comments about the fluster-cluck known as obamacare.

"Yesterday at the White House, President Obama met with various leaders of the American Indian tribes. He promised them, 'If you like your medicine man, you can keep your medicine man.'" –Jay Leno

"According to a new report, over a million Californians are losing their health insurance due to Obamacare. In fact, some are so angry they have already gone back to Mexico." –Jay Leno

"You know that smiling woman who was featured on the home page of Healthcare.gov? She asked for her picture to be removed after she was cyber-bullied. She's hiding where nobody can see her – at Healthcare.gov." –Jay Leno

"It seems like everyone's still pretty upset about this Obamacare website. The Department of Health and Human Services emailed 275,000 Americans, encouraging them to give the Obamacare website another try. Then they said 'But one at a time, so it doesn't crash again.'" –Jimmy Fallon

More from Leno:

"The president said yesterday that if it's taking too long and you're having trouble you can bypass the website and enroll by mail. Only the federal government could come up with a website that's slower than sending something by mail.

...he (Leno) doesn’t buy that the site’s glitches will be fixed in a few weeks. “When was the last time the government fixed anything in a few weeks? We still have troops in Korea.”