A young man sits in the dental chair with severely fractured front teeth. After discussing how they will be restored and what the fee would be the patient says, "Before we begin, Doc, I gotta know: Will I be able to play the trumpet when you are finished?"
The dentist replies "Sure you will!"
The patient replies "Great. I couldn't play a note before!"
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Being a dentist is the most suitable male profession. It's the only way a man can tell a woman when to open and when to shut her mouth, and get away with it.
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A dentist was getting ready to clean an elderly lady's teeth. He noticed that she was a little nervous, so he began to tell her a story as he was putting on his surgical gloves.
"Do you know how they make these rubber gloves?"
She said: "No, I don't have any idea."
"Well," he spoofed, "Down in Mexico they have this big building set up with a large tank of latex, and the workers are all picked according to hand size. Each individual walks up to the tank, dips their hands in and then walks around for a bit while the latex sets and dries right onto their hands! Then they peel off the gloves and throw them into the big 'Finished Goods Crate' and start the process all over again."
She didn't laugh one bit.
Five minutes later, during the procedure, he had to stop cleaning her teeth because she burst out laughing.
The old woman blushed and exclaimed, "I just suddenly thought about how they must make condoms!"
3 comments:
Ain't evolution funny, what could be the purpose of your teeth reverting back to the way they were when you were 4 years old? I guess I'll find out soon, if I live that long.
Oh THANK you... LOL, will share that with him ;-)
DOH! I guess the number of teeth still in his mouth after it's all said and done will be the real indicator of his I.Q...
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