Happy Father's Day!
Father's Day always worries me. I'm afraid I'll get a gift I can't afford.
My son wants 50% of my Father's Day gifts. He says, if it weren't for him, I wouldn't even be a father.
Here's one my daughter told me.
Q. What do you call someone who embarrass you in front of your friends?Of course, my wife had to had her two cents worth:
"On Father’s Day I make the ultimate sacrifice for the father of my children. I agree with everything he says."And from my father:
"Son, I only had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away, and you didn't."
But seriously, folks, a tip of my hat to my Dad and the rest of you fathers out there. It can be maddening, frustrating, and thankless at times, but I wouldn't trade it for the world.