Spring Break: when the nation's college kids demonstrate to the world how much they've learned.
Spring Break: when students take time off from football games, basketball games, dances, parties, and hanging out in bars, and go to the beach and relax.
Worst Spring Break pickup line ever: “My love for you is like diarrhea, I just can’t hold it in.”
The students get younger-looking every year.
And the faculty gets older-looking...