Saturday, March 31, 2012

Couldn't Have Happened To A More Deserving Guy

H/T to Jammie Wearing Fools for the link.

Department of Redundancy Department: Keith Olbermann Fired Again, Replaced by Eliot Spitzer
Current TV said Friday afternoon that it had terminated the contract of its lead anchor, Keith Olbermann, scarcely a year after he was hired to reboot the fledgling channel in his progressive political image.

The cable channel indicated that he had failed to honor the terms of his five-year, $50 million contract, giving the channel the right to terminate it. Starting Friday night, the former prostitute-frequenting Client Number Nine New York Gov. Eliot L. Spitzer  will take over Mr. Olbermann’s 8 p.m. time slot.
In a continuing pattern of behavior that reminds one of Olbermann's role model, barack obama, little Keithie blamed his firing on everyone but himself, just as he did in his previous dismissals.

That brings to mind a quote from my favorite philosopher, Homer Simpson:

"How come things that happen to stupid people keep happening to me?"

1 comment:

Pascvaks said...

Not to worry! (as they say in the Pig Apple;-) The 'Uberman' has already secured a new job for twice the money at DOE. He's now listed as a personal 'special' consultant and bicycle chaufer, cook, maid, masseuse to the Secretary and, additionally, has incorportated himself as an energy saving device of non-carbon origin and will be recieving a $500B grant to refine and market his essence for sale to the Public, sales of initial, monogramed devices or pills for both males and females (and everything in-between or different) to begin NLT 1 Jan 2018. What a whatever!