Monday, March 19, 2012

FOD 2012.03.19

HOW TO START EACH DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK

1. Open a new file in your computer.

2. Name it 'Barack Obama'.

3. Send it to the Recycle Bin.

4. Empty the Recycle Bin.

5. Your PC will ask you: ‘Do you really want to get rid of Barack Obama'?

6. Firmly click ‘YES’

7. Repeat as necessary until you feel better.


3 comments:

Anonymous said...

Will "de-frag-menting" work as well?


Toejam

Old NFO said...

LOL, that works!

Pascvaks said...

Well I don't know! Sure seems like a lot of work on my part. For something like this there really ought to be a more simplified way, that gives 100X the satisfaction, and includes the whole blithering administration and every member of the House and Senate too. Hummmmm.. you know, we really ought to have federal elections every 30 days, that would make me feel good. I'll bet that if we did we'd eventually get it right; you know like a bunch o'monkies, and typewriters, and a clean copy of the complete works of that shakey guy with the spear. Eventually.