Monday, March 12, 2012

FOD - Jay Leno Version

A few quick hits from The Chin:
In a speech on Wall Street the other day, President Obama compared himself to Gandhi. Well, that makes sense. He’s created a lot of jobs in India. -- Jay Leno

In a recent interview, President Obama said when he plays golf, he doesn’t want or expect people to give him a pass on any shots. He just hopes people will give him a mulligan in November. -- Jay Leno

Due to the rising price of oil and gas, the Obama administration announced today they are considering dipping into our national strategic re-election reserves. I mean, I’m sorry – strategic oil reserves. -- Jay Leno

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