Why Professors Drink - Reproduction Version

It has now reached the point where we need to take an hour-long class on how to reproduce.

Toshiba will be on campus this Monday, September 17, 2012 for training purposes.  Aside from the standard copy functions, all of the new copiers are equipped for network printing from your PC and have the ability to scan to email.

There was nothing wrong with the old copier, and the faculty was content with our individual in-office printers. Now we have to traipse down halls and stairways to get our stuff from the 'new improved' all-in-one printer/copier/fax machine/scanner/e-mailer/back-scratcher.

God knows how much this cost, and who is getting the kick-back.

I think I'll just keep reproducing the old fashioned way. Thankfully, my mechanism is still fully functional, although my cartridge is out of ink (I hope!).