Q: Why are hurricanes named after women?
A: Because they arrive all wet and wild and when they leave they take your house and your car.
Q: Why are hurricanes named after men?
A: Because they're noisy, make a huge mess, and if you look into their eyes there's nothing there.
Q: What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Irene have in common?
A: They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV.
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