Tuesday, April 15, 2014

Everyone Has Problems...

...but some people's problems are worse better different than others'.

Kate Upton hates her breasts
They’re two of the biggest stars in fashion, double-billing on the covers of Sports Illustrated, Vogue and Vanity Fair and lusted over by countless admirers — still, Kate Upton can’t stand them.

“I wish I had smaller boobs every day of my life...

If only they were a little more like . . . earrings, the covergirl muses of her natural-born 34-D’s.

“If I could just take them off like they were clip-ons...”
Sorry, Kate, but we all have crosses to bear...

Pay Up - Or Else

April 15th ... taxes due today ... sigh...
It's tax time. I know this because I'm staring at documents that make no sense to me, no matter how many beers I drink.   -- Dave Barry




Monday, April 14, 2014

Beef Plus Beer Equals A Healthy Lifestyle

Summertime is almost here. For men, that means grilling season. This summer there's even more reason to enjoy cold beer and hot coals.

Beer marinade lowers cancer risk in grilled meats
The study started out like any barbecue—with pork chops, charcoal, and beer. Researchers marinated the chops for four hours in either regular or nonalcoholic pilsner, or a dark ale. Then they fired up the grill. After cooking, they analyzed the chops for polycyclic aromatic hydrocarbons, or PAHs, which are found in smoked and grilled meats, and may up your risk of cancer.

Turns out dark ale cut PAH levels in half, compared to unmarinated meat. The extra antioxidants in dark beer may be the trick, researchers say. Because PAHs form with the help of free radicals, and antioxidants could slow down that process. So if you're health-conscious, but love to grill? A simple beer marinade might let you have your steak…and eat it, too.

Here in Central Texas we often fire up the grill to cook fajitas. Here's a simple recipe that tastes great, and thanks to science, we now know is healthy as well.

Beef and Marinade
  • 1/4 cup canola oil
  • 1/4 cup lime juice
  • 1/4 cup soy sauce
  • 1 Tablespoon chili powder
  • 1 teaspoon ground cumin
  • 4 large cloves garlic, crushed or diced
  • 12-ounces dark beer
  • 2 pounds flank steak, trimmed and sliced against the grain into thin strips

Combine all these ingredients in a ziplock bag. Marinate (refrigerated) for at least 8 hours, preferably overnight.

Veggies
  • 4 Tablespoons canola oil, plus extra for brushing
  • 3 bell peppers (your choice of colors - I like one each red, yellow, and green), seeded and cut into strips
  • 1 onion, cut into thin slices
  • 2 Tablespoons red wine vinegar
  • 1/2 teaspoon oregano
  • 1/2 teaspoon salt
  • 1/2 teaspoon fresh ground black pepper

Combine the veggies, oil, vinegar, and seasonings in another ziplock bag. Stick in the refrigerator for 2-3 hours.

Pico de Gallo (literally, "rooster beak")
  • 4-5 medium size plum tomatoes (firm, not soft), diced
  • 1 onion, diced
  • 2-4 jalapeno peppers (adjust number to your taste), diced
  • 1 bunch cilantro, chopped
  • 1 lime
  • Salt and pepper to taste

Combine the first four ingredients. Add the juice from the lime. Add the salt and pepper. Mix.


Fire up the grill. Let the coals get to a medium high heat. Drain the meat and veggies, discarding the leftover marinades. Toss the meat and veggies into a grilling basket. Grill until done to your taste (approximately 6-8 minutes for medium rare).

Wrap meat and veggies in warm tortillas, top with pico de gallo, and serve with cold beer.

Yummy...



FOD 2014.04.14

Out of town friends were here this weekend ... plus a round of golf on Friday ... plus a charity event Saturday night (read: open bar, silent auction, and live auction - I didn't win anything, but it wasn't for lack of trying) ... plus a golf tournament Sunday ... plus friends over for dinner Sunday night.

Bottom line - I'm relying on others for today's FOD.

Remember how obama caved in to Iran on the whole nuclear processing thing? Haven't seen much about that in the media lately, have we. Here's an update:
The head of the Atomic Energy Organization of Iran announced that Iran retains the right to enrich uranium to weapons grade, and said that Iran will build four new nuclear power plants with Russian assistance...
Iran has no plans to relinquish the construction or operation of its heavy water reactor...
The Iranian armed forces emphasized today that the army will not accept an “irrational” agreement limiting Iran’s nuclear capabilities...
Also, notice how silent the mainstream media has been on the Ukraine situation. Here's an update on that:
Yesterday there was violence in eastern Ukraine, as armed men loyal to Russia seized police stations in several cities, and the Russian flag was raised in some locations...
Obama has shown that he doesn’t know when to avoid non-credible bluster (Syria) and yet he doesn’t seem reluctant, surprisingly, to threaten force when in a (political) jam; it’s a dangerous combination. He has now walked into a potentially devastating trap in eastern Europe and allowed a crisis to develop in which we have no good options...
I remember when America was a country to be respected and feared. Now we are laughed at and mocked, thanks to obama.

Too bad the SOB wasn't on  Malaysia Airline Flight 370...

Sunday, April 13, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.04.13

If you're a golf fan, you know that this is Masters week. Enjoy the tournament, and enjoy these jokes.


A golfer standing on a tee overlooking a river sees a couple of fishermen and says to his partner, "Look at those two idiots fishing in the rain."

(Think about it...)


An avid golfer found himself in Africa with time to play. He asked at his hotel for the nearest golf course, was put in a cab, and spent two hours being driven deeper and deeper into the jungle until he arrived at a course.

He checked in with the pro and asked to rent some equipment and, since he'd never played the course before, for a caddie. In a few minutes, he was escorted to the first tee, where his caddie was waiting with a bagful of clubs under one arm and a rifle under the other.

The golfer was taken aback, but composed himself and hit a good drive down the fairway of the opening hole, a tough par four. As they were walking to his ball, a tiger sprang out of the rough and charged the golfer.

Without missing a beat, the caddie dropped the bag, aimed his rifle, and shot the animal dead.

Again, the golfer had to compose himself, taking a minute to catch his breath. But he quickly recovered, hit a good approach, and parred the hole.

The same thing happened on the second hole, a long, twisting par five. But this time it was a lion that bolted out of the jungle, charged the golfer, and was dropped by a single shot from the caddie's rifle.

By now the golfer was visibly shaken, but the caddie looked unflappable -- and obviously was a good shot -- so they played on.

The third hole was an easy par three surrounded by water. The golfer hit a good short iron, which landed near the cup. As he was walking onto the green, a crocodile slid out of the water and began moving toward him.

Unfazed, the golfer looked to his caddie for help. But the caddie stood motionless. The crocodile moved closer, and the golfer, beginning to get upset, again glanced at the caddie, who didn't move.

Finally, with the crocodile just inches away, the golfer screamed, "Aren't you going to do something?"

The caddie looked at the scorecard and said, "I'm sorry, sir, but you don't get a shot on this hole."


It was a beautiful sunny day on the golf course. The gentleman took aim on the ball and drove his first shot deep into a wooded area. He sighed and proceeded to the area where the ball had gone into the woods.

As he was looking around for his ball, he heard a voice calling to him. He whirled around and there stood a very ugly witch. She had his golf ball and explained to him that it had hit her in the head. She was not very pleased about this, but went on to explain that she had little contact with the outside world and when she did have an encounter, she considered it a special occasion.

The witch said that she had magical powers and would grant the man one wish. However, when the wish was granted, the man would notice a tremendous decrease in his sexual desire and ability to perform. The man thought about this for a few minutes and then stated that he would agree to those conditions.

The witch asked what his wish was and the man simply stated, "I want my golf game to improve.'"

The witch rocked back on her heels and stared at the man. After a few minutes she said, "Is that all?"

He said, "Yes, that's it".

The witch said, "Are you telling me that is all you want, when you could have anything in this world?" The man looked her in straight in the eyes and said, "Yes."

Two years later, on another beautiful day, the man is at the same golf course and drives a tee shot into the woods. The man starts shaking because he had not hooked or sliced a shot since the day he had encountered the witch. He went into the woods and there stood the witch. She looked at him and said, "I made your shot go bad because I wanted to talk to you."

The man was visibly relieved when he heard this and asked what she wanted. The witch wanted to know if he had any regrets about his wish.

The man said, "Well, things couldn't be better with my golf game. I've won every major tournament on the amateur circuit and I'll soon be on the PGA tour. As far as my sex life, I have only had six encounters in 2 years."

"Hasn't that bothered you?,'' asked the witch.

The man said, "No, I'm alright''.

The witch said, "Well, I'm glad it all worked out, although there is nothing you or I can do about it now - the spell that was cast can never be changed."

With that, they parted company. On his way out to the fairway, the man said to himself, "The PGA Tour and sex three times a year - not bad for a small parish priest".






Saturday, April 12, 2014

No Fly Zone

This story was in my email inbox today. Supposedly it's a true story. If not, it should be...
An airline had a flight scheduled from Seattle to San Francisco . Unexpectedly, the plane was diverted to Sacramento along the way.
The flight attendant explained that there would be a delay, and if the passengers wanted to get off the aircraft the plane would re-board in 50 minutes.

Everybody got off the plane except one lady who was blind.

A man had noticed her as he walked by and could tell the lady was blind because her guide dog lay quietly underneath the seats in front of her throughout the entire flight.

He could also tell she had flown this very flight before because the pilot approached her, and calling her by name, said, "Kathy, we are in Sacramento for almost an hour.  Would you like to get off and stretch your legs?"

The blind lady said, "No thanks, but maybe Buddy would like to stretch his legs."

Picture this:

All the people in the gate area came to a complete standstill when they looked up and saw the pilot walk off the plane with a guide dog for the blind!  Even worse, the pilot was wearing sunglasses!


People scattered.  They not only tried to change planes, but they were trying to change airlines!

Vive la Différence

Women in three pictures:





Men in three pictures:




Friday, April 11, 2014

Friday Follies Happy Hour 2014.04.11

For all you classic muscle car buffs out there...

Pencils, Knives, and Warriors

You may have already seen this story about a seventh-grader who was suspended from school for twirling a pencil.
Glen Meadow Middle School seventh grader, Ethan Chaplin, was recently suspended after, he says, he was simply twirling a pencil in math class. News 12 New Jersey reported that the Vernon Township, New Jersey teenager was twirling a pencil with a pen cap on top when another student yelled, “He’s making gun motions, send him to juvie.”
Sounds like the typical seventh-grade male sense of juvenile humor. But in today's hyper-sensitive world, any hint of anything remotely related to a gun is cause for massive over-reaction.

After the story hit the media, the school district superintendent backtracked - sort of.
The interim superintendent of the Vernon Township School District says reports a middle school student was suspended last week for twirling a pencil are untrue...

"The story that we expelled or suspended a student is partially not true ... We did exclude" the student from attending until a proper psychological evaluation was done, interim Vernon Superintendent Charles Maranzano told the newspaper.
Ah, it wasn't a suspension. The boy was simply 'excluded' from school until he was examined by a shrink. He also had to pass a physical exam and drug test.
If a student "demonstrates odd behaviors, non-conforming behaviors, it causes us to take a closer look," he told the newspaper. "If a student gestures or demonstrates behavior that could be construed as a threat to others in a classroom ... then that's also a trigger for us."
Setting aside for the moment the idea that "non-conforming behaviors" can get a kid suspended (under that rubric I never would have graduated from elementary school, much less more advanced grades), I still fail to see how twirling a pencil can possibly be considered as a threat to others. Keep in mind that the only witness to the alleged threatening behavior is another seventh grade boy - not exactly the most reliable category of witnesses.

Hey, I've got a daughter in high school, and a couple of grandkids in middle school.  I understand the need for vigilance. I get the concern of parents and school officials. But I'd sure like to see a little common sense enter into the equation. After all, the kid that just went on a slashing rampage in a Pennsylvania high school didn't exhibit any odd, non-conforming, or threatening behavior.
Some classmates at Franklin Regional Senior High School describe (the attacker) as having few friends and being quiet, but also as a "really nice kid."
"This is not a dysfunctional family," Hribal's lawyer, Patrick Thomassey, told CNN on Thursday. "They're like the Brady Bunch. These parents are active with their two sons, and we're trying to figure out what happened."
Speaking of that incident, the American Thinker had an interesting article about it. If you're a parent, you may want to share it with your kids.
A multiple stabbing attack by a lone perpetrator in a Pennsylvania school, in which more than 20 were wounded, has everyone crying for more metal detectors in schools, and for more guns in the hands of teachers, other school personnel and even students.

Now, I’m a big proponent of an armed citizenry. I think an armed citizenry is one of the greatest, most effective deterrents to crime.

But when I heard about this incident, my first thought was, “Whatsamatta, weren’t there any chairs in that school?”

I believe this particular attack could have been curtailed without a single gun. In a school setting, the key to defense against a knife-wielder is in your head and under your butt.

The “under your butt” part is the chair ... Four or five students wielding chairs can fairly easily neutralize and detain a single knife attacker. And a classroom is chock-full of any number of other objects that can be used as defensive (or even offensive) weapons.

But this is where the “in your head” part comes in.

Imagine, if you will, such a knife attack taking place in a room full of Spartan children, or Viking children, or Zulu children? How about Gurkha children, or Apache children? Or, if you still don’t get where I’m going with this, how about a room full of Klingon children?

Because those are all great warrior cultures. And I guarantee you that in none of them would children be trained and encouraged -- make that indoctrinated -- to be passive and non-combative the way that “modern” American children are...

Rather than pick up their chairs to use against the attacker the way a circus lion-tamer uses a chair to keep a 400 lb. mass of teeth, claws and muscle at bay, these kids probably froze, or cowered, or reached for their cellphones to dial 9-1-1 (as they’d undoubtedly been trained to do no matter what the crisis) and then waited for the authorities to ride to their rescue.

Thank God not all Americans are now steeped in passivity. Todd “Let’s Roll” Beamer and his fellow passengers on Flight 93 realized that there is a time to fight, even if you’re up against a deadly weapon and you have little more than seat cushions and rolled-up magazines. What would have happened had they all just cowered in their seats?

Just as our kids are taught to scan a room for the fire exits, they should be taught to scan for objects that can be utilized for self-defense. For example, the flagpole at the front of the classroom could be very handy in keeping an attacker at a distance. Or do they not have flagpoles in classrooms anymore, because the flag might be “offensive” to illegal aliens?

A lot of attitudes are going to have to change.

Back when I was still in the classroom we had to undergo 'active shooter' training. The gist of it can be boiled down to three simple actions, to be performed in this order.
1. Bug out.

If at all possible, get away from the situation. Use any available exit, including windows

2. Hide Out.

In a classroom, this basically consists of turning off the lights, locking the doors, and making sure everyone is out of sight

3. Fight back.

This is the last resort, because you are basically going after an armed attacker with your bare hands. We were taught to use whatever is at hand as a weapon or distraction. One technique is to have the less physically imposing students throw erasers, books, staplers, or whatever else is available at the shooter while the rest of the class rushes him en masse.
I'm not sure how effective the above might be, but it's better than cowering in place hoping the shooter runs out of ammunition before he gets to you.

Of course, the liberal response to knife attacks is to pass knife control legislation.

Think I'm kidding? They already have an early form of that in the UK.

The Conran “R tip” anti-stab utility knife, £7.95 from Newport Knives, UK

This is not the world I grew up in...

Thursday, April 10, 2014

I Agree With Lois Lerner

House panel votes to hold ex-IRS official Lois Lerner in contempt of Congress

I agree with Lerner on this one. I'm contemptuous of Congress also...



Missed The Bus

Imagine obamacare is a bus. If you just missed the bus (the March 31 signup 'deadline') the next one won't come around until Jan. 01, 2015.
There is yet another ObamaCare surprise waiting for consumers: from now until the next open enrollment at the end of this year, most people will simply not be able to buy any health insurance at all, even outside the exchanges.
"It's all closed down. You cannot buy a policy that is a qualified policy for the purpose of the ACA (the Affordable Care Act) until next year on January 1," says John DiVito, president of Flexbenefit which has 2,500 brokers.
John Goodman of the National Center for Policy Analysis in Dallas adds, "People are not going to be able to buy individual and family policies, and that's part of ObamaCare. And what makes it so surprising is the whole point of ObamaCare was to encourage people to get insurance, and now the market has been completely closed down for the next seven months."
That means that with few exceptions, tens of millions of people will be locked out of the health insurance market for the rest of this year.
You can read more about the implications of that particular 'feature' of obamacare at the linked article.

I can only shake my head (again). As more and more details of that pile of bull excrement leak out, it becomes more and more obvious what a wrethced piece of legislation it is.  I am continuely amazed that anyone defends it anymore. It is a spectacular failure in terms of its stated objective - to bring affordable health insurance to everyone.

Which leads to the obvious question: is obamacare in reality a smokescreen for another, more nefarious, objective? Such as destroying our existing health care system in order to replace it with a single-payer system, such as Canada's or Great Britain's?

So we're left with two alternatives. One, obama is a total incompetent who has the reverse Midas touch - everything he touches turns to crap.  Two, obama is an evil Machiavellian genius who devised and implemented this incredibly complex plan designed to crater an industry that makes up around 20% of our national economy?

In other words, incompetent clown or evil genius?

Based on everything else I've seen about him, I vote for incompetent clown...

Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Mile High Koozie

Back home from Denver - for one night. I have to take another out-of-town trip tomorrow, but thankfully it's only an overnighter. The Denver trip went smoothly, for which I'm grateful. But it also worries me. The travel law of averages means that sooner or later I'm due for a Trip From Hell.

One of the things we tried to do while in Colorado was find a marijuana shop. No, not to score some weed, but simply out of curiosity. What we learned is that the state of Colorado may have legalized marijuana, but it also inserted a 'local option' clause into the law. That means each municipality can decide for itself whether or not to allow sale of pot within its boundaries. Interestingly, many municipalities have opted out. We were in Littleton, a small town on the outskirts of Denver. Littleton allows sales of medical marijuana (you need a state-issued ID card), but not sales for recreational purposes. We found one such store, which also sells an interesting line of hemp-based products (clothes, bags, purses, etc.). When I saw the item below, I couldn't help myself. I just had to buy one.

It's a hemp koozie...

... made by the Hemp Sisters.
It does a good job keeping condensation from the bottle off the furniture, but doesn't keep the beer as cold as a traditional koozie.

Anyway, I'm home just long enough to drop off my dirty laundry and pick up a change of clothes. Then I'm back on the road Wednesday, home Thursday, hosting guests for the weekend beginning Friday, and playing in a golf tournament on Sunday. Hopefully things will slow down next week.

Being retired is starting to wear me out...

Tuesday, April 8, 2014

Reflections

I'm in Denver for a friend's memorial service. He passed very suddenly and unexpectedly. I haven't really processed his loss yet, but after a service that was both touching and informative (I learned things about him I never knew before) I was left with a few thoughts going forward.

Life is fleeting. Pursue your passions.
He was a man of many interests; hockey, snowbording, hiking, horseback riding, kayaking, shooting, and so much more. But his most overwhelming passion was his family. He loved them all fiercly, and would do anything for them. That love overrode all his other passions.
Let your family and frineds know how much they mean to you.
He wasn't in the least bit shy about telling his wife and kids that he loved them. While that may have embarassed them at the time, they all universally said at the service how much that meant to them now.
Leave things better than you found them.
I mentioned how informative the service was. A couple of the things I learned about him was that (1) he was a devoted volunteer coach and board member for a youth hockey team for kids that were developmentally challenged; and (2) he tutored and mentored inner city youths. He did all this - and much more - for the last 20 years without letting anyone outside of his close inner circle know about it. The whole point is to do what I learned as a Boy Scout: leave things better than you found them. If more of us would do this (the over-hyped "make a difference") the world would be a much better place.
So go out and do something that excites you. Hug your spouse and kids. Volunteer for a worthy cause. Do all these things in the name of a man who you've never met, but who left the world a better place for his having passed through it.

Monday, April 7, 2014

FOD 2014.04.07

Still busy, plus I'm on a quick out of town trip to say goodbye to a friend. So instead of brilliant and insightful prose, today I'm going to let a few graphs speal for themselves.

Let's see ... if a picture is worth 1000 words, then here's a 5000 word commentary on the train wreck that is the obama presidency.











Sunday, April 6, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.04.06

I spent large chunks of time last week wrestling with various technology issues, thanks to Microsoft's decision to end support for Windows XP. Whatever happened to "if it ain't broke, don't fix it?"

As a result of all the wasted time and unnecessary expenditures, all I can say is F*CK YOU, Microsoft!!!


Q. How many Microsoft programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A. None. Bill Gates will just redefine Darkness(TM) as the new industry standard.

Q: What if Bill Gates had a dime for every time Windows crashed?
A: Oh, wait a minute, he already does!

Q: What do you call Windows Multitasking?
A: Screwing up several things at once.


There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer. When asked to define "great" he said, "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level. Stuff that will make them scream, cry, and howl in pain and anger!"

He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.


God was fed up. In a crash of thunder he yanked up to Heaven three influential humans: Barack Obama, Vladimir Putin, and Bill Gates. "The human race is a complete disappointment," God boomed. "You each have one week to prepare your followers for the end of the world." With another crash of thunder they found themselves back on Earth.

Obama immediately called his cabinet. "I have good news and bad news," he announced grimly. "The good news is that there is a god. The bad news is, God's really mad and plans to end the world in a week."

In Russia, Putin announced, "Comrades, I have bad news and worse news. The bad news is that we were wrong: there is a god after all. The worse news is God's mad and is going to end the world in a week."

Meanwhile, Bill Gates called a meeting of his top engineers. "I have good news and better news. The good news is that God considers me one of the three most influential men on Earth," he beamed. "The better news is we don't have to fix the bugs in Windows 8."


If Microsoft was headquartered in the South:







Saturday, April 5, 2014

Let's All Go To The Lobby

Let's get a couple of things straight. First of all, I'm not a comic book fan. (At least, not anymore - in my youth I spent my dimes on Superman and Archie. In fact, I can recall how upset I was when the price went from a dime to 12¢. And when it skyrocketed to 15¢?  Fuggetaboutit.)

Anyway...

I'm also not a movie fan. I get all the film kicks I need from reruns on cable. IMO there hasn't been a decent flick made since the days of the Duke and Clint (well, maybe with the exception of the Pirates of the Caribbean movies).

Anyway, again...

Which brings me to a movie review in yesterday's San Antonio newspaper. I could care less about the new breed of movies about comic book heroes, but I found what the reviewer had to say concerning the latest Captain America movie intriguing, to say the least.
...(who) Captain America is fighting isn't some outside power but factions within the United States government. If you think of popular movies as takers of the national pulse, that's an interesting development.

Following 9/11, our action movies were authoritarian. Now with “Captain America,” as with “Robocop,” we're seeing a new strain...
These ideas make particular sense within the Captain America framework. For those who didn't see the first installment, he's an American soldier from World War II (scientifically enhanced but still human and vulnerable) who was frozen for almost 70 years. Now, at 95, he looks no more than 30, but he has the sensibility of a man from another generation. Coming from a world in which bad guys conveniently wore swastikas and goose-stepped down the street, he finds himself puzzled by modern shades of gray.

How should he feel about people who tell him they just want to keep us safe? How should he feel about people scanning your emails, phone calls, SAT scores and employment history, all for the greater good? How should he feel about security technology that can predict dangerous activity before the perpetrator even gets the idea? And how should we feel about that?
Excellent points. I'm glad to see a film critic with a social conscience. And one who also asks what I think are insightful, relevant, and penetrating questions about these troubling times we find ourselves in. Regardless of your political leanings, I would hope that all true lovers of liberty find themselves concerned about the egregious invasion of privacy we're experiencing today.

Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go come to terms with the fact that I just said something positive about a liberal arts major who works for the legacy media.

Egads. What is this world coming to...?

Friday, April 4, 2014

Friday Follies Happy Hour 2014.04.04

This is the type of 'hood I grew up in...

He Got What He Deserved

Things are still hopping around here. Hopefully it'll quiet down next week sometime, and then I can explain what and why I've been slowly going crazy. In the meantime, here's a sad, horrifying story with a happy ending.

The happy ending first:

Convicted Serial Killer Tommy Lynn Sells Executed in Texas
Convicted serial killer Tommy Lynn Sells, who was sent to prison in 1999 and claimed responsibility for dozens of murders across the country, was executed Thursday in Texas.
Now for the sad and horrifying part:
Sells, 49, was convicted of killing 13-year-old Katy Harris while she slept in her Del Rio, Texas, home. Her murder landed Sells on death row, but he has been linked to at least 17 other killings and claims he has killed as dozens more.

His drifter lifestyle helped him elude police for nearly 15 years as his victims turned up from coast to coast. Sells said his drug use fueled his killing sprees.

...Sells appeared nonchalant when asked about the victims he had slain, and spoke very matter-of-factly when recounting his killing methods: beatings, stabbings, strangling. He even raped many of his targets before slicing their throats.

"I like to watch the eyes fade, the pupil fade. It's just like setting their soul free," Sells said at the time, without showing emotion. "I don't have an on-and-off switch. I'm just after that drug. I'm after that feeling."

One of the more horrific crimes Sells has confessed to committing was the slaying of 30-year-old Eileen Dardeen and her family.

Dardeen was seven-and-a-half months pregnant when Sells allegedly beat her to death. During the attack, she went into premature labor and gave birth to a baby girl.

Investigators determined the newborn was alive when she was born, but was later found bludgeoned to death, as was Dardeen's 3-year-old son.

Her husband's body turned up a few days later. He had been shot three times in the head.
Anyone who doesn't believe that evil stalks the earth should have spent some time with Tommy Lynn Sells. And anyone who doesn't believe that firearms play an invaluable role in self defense should spend some time discussing that with Tommy Lynn Sells' victims.

Oh wait ... they can't, because they are DEAD.

Please say a prayer for the poor innocent souls who died at the hands of this monster. But don't waste your time praying for poor ol' Tommy Lynn. The Great State of Texas has sent him to Hell where he belongs.

May he get what he deserves...

Thursday, April 3, 2014

The Green Lifestyle

I'm all for conservationism. I like the outdoors, Mother Nature, and all that good stuff. We try to maintain a reasonable and responsible 'green' lifestyle, without going overboard. One aspect of that involves recycling - cans, bottles, paper, plastic, electronics, and so forth. Yesterday, courtesy of the city of San Antonio, I ran across a recycling service for something I had never considered as being recyclable.
A San Antonian surfing the city's website for recycle drop-off locations and programs could easily find a mail-in program to recycle their “adult toys.” Not only could one recycle the item, but they were eligible to receive a $10 credit toward their next purchase from the online store that facilitates the program, ScarletGirl.com.

“Simply mail in your clean, dry adult toys and they will be disinfected and disassembled to remove and segregate all components and electronics,” the page said.

Tiffany Edmonds, public relations manager for the city's Solid Waste Management, said she was surprised to see the mail-in program on the city's website.

“We didn't even know this was on here,” she said Tuesday afternoon. “Now that I do, it may not be up there for long.”

Officials removed the recycling widget almost immediately after receiving a call from the Express-News on Tuesday. It is unclear how web-surfing San Antonians will find a resource to recycle their products now.

The app could have come in handy here in the Alamo City. In February, Amazon.com named San Antonio the most romantic city in the country, based on 2013 purchases per capita of romantic material ranging from Marvin Gaye albums to adult toys. Getting rid of the novelties in an environmental-friendly way is not as easy as purchasing them with a few clicks.

“Items submitted are never repaired or re-sold, they are disassembled, and the waste streams are recycled,” Vicki Kriner, of ScarletGirl, said in an email. “Like cell phones, most toys are generally composed of plastics, metals, and electronics, which can be recycled once disassembled. Our recycling program has kept thousands of pounds of non-biodegradable material out of landfills.”
Of course, if they really wanted to be green they could simply use a cucumber...


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Tyranny

I was watching an old movie last night - The Last of the Mohicans. Actually, I wasn't really watching it. It was on in the background as I read the paper. But suddenly one line of dailogue caught my attention.

The colonial militia was fighting along with the the British Army during the French and Indian War. In return for their reinforcement of Fort William Henry, the British commander agreed to allow the colonists to leave if their homes were attacked.

As fate would have it, the colonials' homes were attacked. The British commander then refused to allow them to leave. As the colonists were discussing what to do next, one of them said this:
I believe if they set aside their law, as and when they wish, their law no longer has rightful authority over us.

All they have over us, then, is tyranny.
Keep in mind that this is a movie made in 1992 about a book written in 1757. Yet those words ring truer than ever today...