Sunday, August 23, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.08.23

In honor of the terrorist attack on the French train and the passengers' response to it...

Q:  What do you get if you cross Islam and Capitalism?
A:  No more jokes about the profit.

Q:  Did you hear about the terrorists' office party?
A:  It was a blast.

Q:  Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A:  They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q:  Why aren't there any Walmarts in the Middle East?
A:  Because there is a target on every corner.

Q:  What’s the difference between a feminist and a terrorist?
A:  You can negotiate with a terrorist.

German authorities report they have discovered digital files hidden in a porn movie that outline ISIS' plans for more terrorist attacks.

This is the believed to be the first time that a porn film has ever contained a plot.

A suspected terrorist is released on bail. He is allowed out for two hours as long as he is under surveillance and his conversations are closely monitored.

He isn’t being treated like a Muslim terrorist, he’s being treated like a Muslim woman.

I was riding the tube one day and I saw the ringleader of an infamous group known for mercilessly attacking civilians and trying to impose their own political views on others. Immediately I started beating him over and over.

And that, Your Honor, is why I assaulted the president of the United States.


Old NFO said...

Good ones, and sadly true...

Well Seasoned Fool said...

+1 Old NFO.

CenTexTim said...

Laughing to keep from crying...