Sunday, July 19, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.07.19

The biggest joke this week is the agreement reached between obama and Iran that allegedly prevents that terrorist nation-state from developing nuclear weapons. Sadly, the joke's on us.

The bad news is Iran is capable of making a nuclear bomb. The good news is they have to deliver it from a camel.

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So Iran wants nuclear weapons, that's fine by me.
Just tell me where to drop them.

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What did the Iranian president have for lunch after signing obama's nuclear agreement?
Fission Chips!

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obama visited Little Johnny's class shortly after the nuclear agreement with Iran was reached. obama told the class he would like to talk about the historic deal.

"OK," said Little Johnny. "That could be an interesting topic. But can I ask you a question first."

"Certainly, young man," replied barry. "What's your question?"

"Here it is," said Johnny. "A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"

"Jeez," said obama. "I have no idea."

"Well, then," said Little Johnny, "How is it that you feel qualified to discuss nuclear treaties when you don't know shit?"

1 comment:

Old NFO said...

It's a truly sad comedown for us, and they get everything they want... sigh