Sunday Funnies 2015.07.05

I hope you had a safe and fun Fourth.

I certainly did...

Q: If you crossed a vegetable with our first president, what would you get?
A: George Squashington

Q: If you crossed a rooster with the first signer of the Declaration of Independence, what would you get?
A: John Hancock-a-doodle-doo

Q: If you crossed a Patriot with a curly-haired dog, what would you get?
A: Yankee Poodle

Q: If you crossed the American national bird with Snoopy, what would you get?
A: A bald beagle.

Q: What protest did dogs hold in 1773?
A: The Boston Flea Party

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing. It just waved.