Sunday, September 14, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.09.14

The first cool front of the year blew through last night. Temperatures dropped 30 degrees, from the high 90s to the high 60s, and we got a couple of inches of blessed, blessed rain.

Autumn is almost here.

Autumn is a season for big decisions -- like whether or not it's too late to start spring cleaning.

Autumn -- time to drag out your winter clothes and see how much they've shrunk during the summer.

Autumn - when all the leaves turn brown to match the grass.

Autumn lawn and garden tip - if you haven't found the hedge trimmer yet, forget it. It's time now to lose the leaf rake.

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking.

The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"

The husband replies, "Autumn."


Old NFO said...

Heh... That's assuming you FOUND the leaf rake from last year... :-)

Well Seasoned Fool said...

What is this rake you speak of?

CenTexTim said...

NFO - I never even looked for it...

WSF - It's a tool for getting the kids' Frisbees off the roof.