Wednesday, January 15, 2014

Too Much Of A Good Thing

Shades of When Harry Met Sally ("I'll have what she's having.")

Three-Hour Orgasm Sends Woman To ER
For one Seattle woman, a mind-blowing orgasm sent her to heaven - and then to the emergency room.

Liz had just had sex with her partner Eric, but well after he climbed out of bed, Liz was hitting new peaks of pleasure.

About an hour into her epic climax, Liz started to panic. By the second hour, the panting woman was rushed to hospital where medical staff thought she was in labor.

Liz's orgasm lasted for over three hours before she finally found relief.
Relief? I thought an orgasm was relief, not something you needed relief from.
'I started hopping up and down to see if that would do anything,' Liz said about her first frenzied hour.

'I started trying to drink wine to see if that would calm down my system. I tried just about every possible thing I could do to stop having an orgasm.'
Drinking wine? Hopping up and down? That's what my wife and I do to achieve orgasms, not to end them.
Eric drove his partner to the ER, where, he recalled, some people stared and shared their insights.

'As much of a relief as it was to have her in the hospital, now there were eyes on me and I was still feeling very tense and uptight and uncertain about what was going on and what was going to happen,' Eric said.

Liz's orgasm continued for another hour in the hospital before it finally waned.
I'd better not let my wife see this. She won't be satisfied any more with her two-hour pleasurings.

Before you ladies get too excited (hah!), this report is from a new reality series. However, I'm sure it's legit.

TV shows wouldn't exaggerate or mislead, would they...?

2 comments:

Toejam said...

A 3-hour orgasm????

Heck, I'd settle for a 1-second "tingle" at my age.

CenTexTim said...

You and Chris Matthews...