Tuesday, January 28, 2014

Pre-Emptive Strike, SOTU Version

Rather than waste my time and raise my blood pressure tonight by watching that strutting pompous empty suit read a campaign speech disguised as the State of the Union address from his teleprompter, I'm going to do something much more enjoyable and productive ... like cleaning the bathroom.

Anyway, to spare you the pain of watching, here's the real state of the union.


Toejam said...

Me watch that idiot blather on about HIS great accomplishments?

I'd rather watch a septic tank being emptied.

At least you know the shit will be gone when the honey bucket drives off.

CenTexTim said...

Excellent point!