Bob Hope, touring the world in the year or so after the passage of the 1975 Consenting Adult Sex Bill:
“I’ve just flown in from California, where they’ve made homosexuality legal. I thought I’d get out before they make it compulsory.”
Dean Martin and Frank Sinatra kept this one in the act for a quarter-century. On stage, Dino used to have a bit of business where he’d refill his tumbler and ask Frank, “How do you make a fruit cordial?” And Sinatra would respond, “I dunno. How do you make a fruit cordial?” And Dean would say, “Be nice to him.”Can you imagine the brouhaha that would ensue today if some entertainer told those jokes?
Speaking of Phil Robertson and homosexuals... |
Now to offend other special interest groups:
There was a four car accident yesterday in Mexico - 87 died.
School is like a boner. It’s long and hard… unless you’re Asian.
Make the little things count. Teach midgets math.
If women ruled the world there would be no wars. Just a bunch of jealous countries not talking to each other.
A dyslexic walks into a bra...Did I leave anyone out...?
An Irishman walks out of a bar...
3 comments:
You sure did: Ginzos!
Let me fix that oversight. Wouldn't want the Italians to get offended by being left out.
Q. What do you get when you cross an Italian and a Pollack?
A. A guy who makes you an offer you can t understand.
Figured I'd throw in my ethnic group (Polish) while I'm at it...
You're an equal opportunity offender!!! :-)
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