How 'Bout Them Cowboys

I'm a little late piling on the Dallas Cowboys for their epic failure last Sunday -- matched only by the rollout of the obamacare website -- but here's my contribution.

Q;  What do the movie Brokeback Mountain and the city of Dallas have in common?
A:  They're both full of cowboys that suck.

Q: Why can't Tony Romo use the phone anymore?
A: Because he can't find the receiver.

Q. How are the Dallas Cowboys like my neighbors?
A. They can't pick up a yard.

A seven-year old boy was at the center of a courtroom drama yesterday when he challenged a ruling over who should have custody of him.

The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge initially awarded custody to his aunt, in keeping with child custody law requiring that family unity be maintained to the highest degree possible. The boy surprised the court when he proclaimed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and he adamantly refused to live with her.

When the judge then suggested that he live with his grandparents, the boy cried and said that they also beat him.

After considering the remainder of the immediate family and learning that domestic violence was apparently a way of life among them, the judge took the unprecedented step of allowing the boy to propose who should have custody of him.

After two recesses to check legal references and confer with the Child Welfare officials, the judge granted temporary custody to the Dallas Cowboys, whom the boy firmly believes are not capable of beating anyone.