Saturday, December 21, 2013

Last Minute Gift Ideas

Looking for just the right Christmas present for that special someone in your life? Well, as a public service, we here at Bergheim Follies have a couple of suggestions that are sure to please.

The first is for all you guys who like to spend time outdoors with your sweetie. It's a dancer's pole that mounts on your vehicle's trailer hitch. And it's on sale!!!

The Platinum Stage Hitch Pole is the worlds only dancer pole that can be attached to the ball hitch of any truck or SUV. The Hitch Stage has a 3 foot x 3 foot platform that floats approximately 5 feet from the ground and has approximately 7 feet of usable pole. The Hitch Pole frame and stage is made of the highest quality steel which allows it to support to 200lbs. The pole is available in genuine high polished stainless steel and genuine high polished brass, it is also available in a 1.75 inch or 2.0 inch diameter. The pole also breaks down into two pieces which allows it to fit in any size car.

If public displays of affection aren't your thing, here's something a little more intimate. Treat yourself or someone you care about with the gift that keeps on giving - membership in a vibrator of the month club.
Surprise your loved one with a unique romantic gift every month! Each month a new gift arrives, delighting the recipient.  A custom gift message card  from you may be included with the first month's gift.
It'll be Christmas-time all year round.

Batteries not included.

And don't forget the wrapping paper...


Old NFO said...

WANT that wrapping paper...

CenTexTim said...

It would be nice to have, wouldn't it.