Husband Down

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of beer and puts it in their cart.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the wife.

"It's on sale, only $10 for 24 cans" he replies.

"Put it back. We don't need it" demands the wife.

A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of cold cream and puts it in the basket.

"What do you think you're doing?" asks the husband.

"It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful," replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: "So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price."

A minute later the PA system announces "Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down."

Term Limits

The idea has been discussed before, but recently it's sounding more and more attractive. Given the current mess we're in, and the fact that most of the people who got us into this are the ones claiming they know how to get us out of it (Barney Frank, Chris Dodd, Chuck Schumer, etc.), term limits sure sounds like a good idea.

Poster children for term limits include, but are not limited to, Ted Kennedy, Robert Byrd, and Charlie Rangel. If bloodsucking slimeballs like those doddering old fossils can keep getting re-elected, there's something wrong with the system.

So here's a modest proposal: limit all U.S. politicians to two terms.

One in office.

One in prison.

Vacation

On vacation for the next several days. Going to the Bighorn Mountains in central-northern Wyoming. No TV, no phones, no Internet - just horses, a log cabin, and cold beer. It's not totally primitive - we will have indoor plumbing and electricity. And we'll only be about 30 miles or so from the closest Wal-Mart.

We go there every year. It's a great way to get away from things, reconnect with friends and family, and recharge the batteries for another year.

In preparation, I've pre-loaded a bunch of posts. If I figured out the technology correctly, they should pop up daily, and my loyal readers (both of them) wouldn't even know I was gone if I hadn't spilled the beans. The only clue will be a lack of comments on events that occur while we're gone.

So assuming we successfully negotiate the airlines and rental car companies, by the time you read this we should be well on our way.

Here's some examples of where we'll be and what we'll be doing.

Rodeos...

Horseback riding up in the mountains...

Hangin' out on the porch...

Stay tuned...

Hope n' Change Cartoons: Pwesident Bawack Obama

I couldn't say it any better, so I'm taking the day off the prepare for my The View-watching party and turning things over to Stilton Jarlsberg of Hope n' Change.

Hope n' Change Cartoons: Pwesident Bawack Obama: "As much as Hope n' Change likes to present compelling, thoughtful analyses of current news events and controversies, some things just make us want to blow our freaking brains out. And topping that list would be Barack Obama's upcoming appearance on The View this Thursday.

The program, which is the least logical and most screechy liberal lovefest on television, will make Barack Obama welcome by offering him unbridled praise interspersed with softball questions. And Obama will feel right at home with the all-female panel, as he has yet to demonstrate that he has even trace amounts of testosterone.

Because he's taping this all-important show, Barack Obama will not be able to attend the 100th anniversary of the Boy Scouts of America. Of course, this isn't a big problem for him as he doesn't actually like the Boy Scouts, what with their annoying pledges of honor, truthfulness, service to others, and patriotism. No, he'll be much more at home with Joy Behar and Whoopi Goldberg, kicking America in the nuts, and giggling like a schoolgirl whenever the term "teabagger" comes up.

It's impressive that Mr. Obama has found time for a gyno-chat show between his many vacations, considering he hasn't found time to address joblessness, consumer confidence, skyrocketing debt, the release of his "let the bomber go" Lockerbie letter, the unauthorized leak of secret military papers, or anything else that a president might be expected to have on his to do list.

Tune in if you dare. We don't have either the strength or the stomach for it...

Makes Too Much Sense

There's a new sheriff in town, and he's doing much more to get rid of undesirable illegal aliens than Arizona's S.B. 1070 ever will. Called Secure Communities, it's a Department of Homeland Security program that runs the fingerprints of anyone arrested for a crime through FBI and DHS databases. It "improves public safety by implementing a comprehensive, integrated approach to identify and remove criminal aliens from the United States." (Story link here).

Under the program, the fingerprints of everyone who is booked into jail for any crime are run against FBI criminal history records and Department of Homeland Security immigration records to determine who is in the country illegally and whether they've been arrested previously.

Since 2007, 467 jurisdictions in 26 states have joined. ICE (Immigrations and Customs Enforcement) has said it plans to have it in every jail in the country by 2013. Secure Communities is currently being phased into the places where the government sees as having the greatest need for it based on population estimates of illegal immigrants and crime statistics.

Since everyone arrested would be screened, the program could easily deport more people than Arizona's new law, said Sunita Patel, an attorney who filed a lawsuit in New York against the federal government on behalf of a group worried about the program. Patel said that because illegal immigrants could be referred to ICE at the point of arrest, even before a conviction, the program can create an incentive for profiling and create a pipeline to deport more people.

"It has the potential to revolutionize immigration enforcement," said Patel.

He says that like it's a bad thing.

Supporters of the program argue it is helping identify dangerous criminals that would otherwise go undetected. Since Oct. 27, 2008 through the end of May, almost 2.6 million people have been screened with Secure Communities. Of those, almost 35,000 were identified as illegal immigrants previously arrested or convicted for the most serious crimes, including murder and rape, ICE said Thursday. More than 205,000 who were identified as illegal immigrants had arrest records for less serious crimes.

So let's see - it identifies both illegal aliens AND dangerous criminals, at the same time. Sounds like a two-fer to me.

Carl Rusnok, an ICE spokesman, said Secure Communities is a way for law enforcement to identify illegal immigrants after their arrest at no additional cost to local jurisdictions. Butler County (Ohio) Sheriff Rick Jones agreed.

"We arrest these people anyway," he said. "All it does is help us deport people who shouldn't be here."

Rusnok said ICE created the program after Congress directed the agency to improve the way it identifies and deports illegal immigrants with criminal backgrounds. ICE has gotten $550 million for the program since 2008, Rusnok said.

Wow, a government program that actually delivers benefits. And at a mere $550M it's a bargain, at least as far as government programs go.

Of course the libs and other illegal immigrant apologists are apoplectic. One whiner states:

Rather than weed out incarcerated felons that could menace the public order, the program’s been targeting low-level misdemeanor offenders, including people who may be guilty of little more than running a stop sign or driving with a broken taillight.

First of all, the only people who get fingerprinted are those who are actually arrested and booked, not those getting traffic tickets. Second, even if they are not guilty of the particular crime for which they were arrested, they're guilty of being here illegally, which is a crime. So off they go. 

Win-win, unless you're a criminal, illegal alien, or liberal...

It Could Have Been Worse (?)

Lord knows obama has been a dismal failure as president. But when you look back at the other democrap wannabes who fell by the wayside, you might say that it could have been worse.

Al Gore splits the sheets with Tipper, leaves huge carbon footprints all over the place, and turns to massage therapy for a happy ending.

John Edwards fathers a love child with his mistress while his wife is dying of cancer. Classy guy, huh? And oh yeah - it takes the National Enquirer to break the story, because the slimeballs that make up the lamestream media band together to bury it.

John Kerry buys a yacht built in New Zealand (depriving American workers of the jobs) and moors it in Rhode Island to avoid paying higher Massachusetts taxes. 

“The message is, ‘The American boat builders aren’t good enough, and the Massachusetts people aren’t good enough to maintain it.’ It’s just a bad message all around,” said Connecticut boater Steve Potter. 

Sexual infidelity, hypocritical actions, lying, cheating ... just typical politicians.

Thank God we now have a president who is open, honest, and competent...

Give Him Credit For Trying

Man Arrested For Breaking Into Bar, Selling Drinks

A Placer County man has been arrested after he broke into a shuttered bar, reopened the business and started selling drinks to unwitting customers, according to the Placer County Sheriff's department.

The Placer County Sheriff's department arrested 29-year-old Travis Kevie of Newcastle after his 4-day stint as the barkeep of the historic Valencia Club in Penryn which had been shutdown for more than a year.

Detective Jim Hudson became suspicious after reading about the Valencia Club's re-opening in an Auburn Journal newspaper article that featured a picture of Kevie and identified him as the club's new "owner/operator". Not only had Detective Hudson had previous run-ins with Kevie, he knew the Valencia Club's liquor license had been surrendered.

When Detective Hudson went to the bar to investigate, he found it open for business and customers at the bar.  Kevie quickly went from behind the bar to behind bars.

Deputies describe Kevie as a transient. They say he broke into the Valencia Club and put an open sign in the window on July 16th.  Kevie kicked off his business with a six-pack of beer he bought and resold at the club.  He used his profits to buy more alcohol keeping the club open throughout the weekend serving about 30 customers a day, deputies say.

Kevie is being held in the Placer County Jail for burglary and selling alcohol without a license.

Follow-up article here.

I don't know what harm he did. In fact, he left the place in better shape than when he found it, and he provided goods and services that the public obviously desired. For this he was arrested and thrown in jail.

I'm sure that somehow, someway this is all obama's fault...

Make no mistake - it's a WAR.

It's getting more and more like living next door to Iraq.

Mexico Under Siege: The Drug War at our Doorstep

Mexico Braces for a Deadlier War

And what are we doing about it? Not a damn thing. When AZ tries to stop the illegal traffic of drugs and people, it gets sued by obama. When other states ask for help, they get token dribs and drabs. Haven't we learned anything from Viet Nam, Iraq, and Afghanistan? If you want to win a war, go in with enough force to do so. Otherwise you're just wasting time, money, and lives.

Of course, this assumes that we have a commander-in-chief with enough brains to realize it's a war, and enough cojones to do the right thing.

obama is short on both counts...

Can't Hear Myself Think

Our roof is being replaced this week. It was damaged in a hailstorm last April (!). After going 'round and 'round with the insurance company, appraisers, inspectors, and roofing companies, we finally got everything straightened out and work commenced.

It's a metal roof - fairly common in this part of the country - and a little less than 10 years old. Still, roofing technology has advanced in that short time frame (roofing technology - go figure...). The old roof has a layer of 30# felt between the roof decking and the metal panels. This serves as a sound and insulation barrier, and also sops up any minor leaks. The current technique is to use a waterproof poly-something membrane in place of the felt. No problem with that - technology marches on, and all that good stuff.

The problem is that the insurance company mandates removal of the felt before laying down the new membrane. Doesn't make much sense to me or the roofers - just layer the membrane over the felt. If the membrane's truly waterproof, and is installed correctly, then we end up with two layers of protection between the metal roof and the decking. But nooooo... the insurance company wants the felt removed.

That adds a couple of days to the process (and makes it more expensive). It also adds a bunch of trash to the ground below. The felt is removed by using a shovel-like tool that scrapes the felt off the decking. The problem is that the felt is held down by metal discs about the size of a beer can top - many, many discs, all with a nail through their center.

As the shovel-like tool scrapes off the felt, it also pulls up the discs and nails, which drift merrily down to the ground. Our lawn and landscape beds are littered with hundreds - nay, thousands - of these discs and nails. Of course, they also litter the driveway as well.

Top that off with little pieces of metal with razor-sharp edges that are generated as the new metal panels are installed and cut to fit.

To be fair, at the end of each day the roofers go around and pick up most of the debris. They also make a few passes up and down the driveway with a large magnet on wheels to zap up stray nails and bits of metal. But after working all day in the hot Texas sun their focus is getting to the closest ice house and grabbing a cold beer, not on picking stuff up. Can't say as I blame them.

So after they leave I get the wife and kids, we form a line abreast, and have police call around the house and driveway. We find a fair amount of debris left behind. It must be working, because so far no one's gotten a flat tire, and none of the dogs have suffered a cut paw. I thought I was done with police calls when I mustered out of the Army.

And did I mention the noise? Scraping, banging, crashes as the old metal panels are removed and dropped off the roof (think of the old sound effect days, when a sheet of tin was rattled to simulate thunder). It starts around 8 a.m. and ends around 6 p.m.

You can't hear conversations on the phone, can't hear the TV, can't hear the wife (mixed blessing, that). And it drives the dogs crazy. They usually spend a lot of time outside, and get their kicks barking madly at strange noises and strange people, so this is pretty traumatic for both them and us.

As a result of all this, I 'volunteered' to take the dogs up to our weekend place at Lake Buchanan. I needed to do some work up here anyway, so this is a 'two birds one stone' kind of thing.

So the dogs and I are here, the wife and kids are there, and the reunion is planned for Friday night.

In the meantime, peace and quiet - blessed, blessed peace and quiet...

Small Town Life

Shopping at a small town grocery store is quite a bit different than shopping at one in a larger town. We moved to Boerne (pop. 6000+) from Houston (pop. 2,000,000+), and had to go through a de-programming period.

In Houston grocery shopping is just one more chore to be done as expeditiously as possible. No time for chit-chat; just get in and out as quick as you can. Here, one is expected to chat. It doesn't matter if you know the checker or any of the other customers, socializing is the norm. Most of the time you all know someone in common, or at least are familiar with the local topic de jour. So, as I said, you chat.

Take today. I was waiting in line with my groceries. Ahead of me was a young mother with a couple of pre-school kids. Also present was the checker and a sacker. The subject of today's conversation was whether or not GPS chips should be implanted in children so they could be tracked if lost or abducted.

The young mother ahead of me was adamant that this should be mandated by the government, implemented by the government, and monitored by the government. Understandable, I guess, given that it looked like she had her hands full keeping track of her young 'uns.

The sacker, who was about my age (middle-aged, if you consider under 60 to be middle-aged) with a ponytail, was equally adamant that the practice should be banned. He made reference to George Orwell's 1984 and Big Brother.

When they both looked expectantly at me, I said I thought it was a good idea, but that it should be up to the parents to decide, and it should be handled through the free market, not the government.

The cashier, a 30-something Hispanic female, pointed at me and said "I agree with him."

I then added that when an individual turns 18 they should have the option to remove or deactivate the chip. The cashier repeated "I agree with him."

After the lady in front of me paid and left, I told the cashier "You and I should be running this country."

She looked at me and said "We'd do a damn sight better than the people in charge now."

Hard to argue with logic like that...

We're Screwed - Literally

Recently Harper was wondering about the cost of illegal immigration. One estimate argues that illegal immigration costs the U.S. around $113 billion annually.

The cost of harboring illegal immigrants in the United States is a staggering $113 billion a year -- an average of $1,117 for every “native-headed” household in America -- according to a study conducted by the Federation for American Immigration Reform (FAIR).

It should be noted that FAIR is a "conservative organization that seeks to end almost all immigration to the U.S." As such, its findings were disputed.

Groups that support immigration reform immediately attacked FAIR's report and pointed out that it is the polar opposite of the Perryman Report, a 2008 study that found illegal immigration was actually a boon to the American economy. It estimated that illegal immigrants add $245 billion in Gross Domestic Product to the economy and account for 2.8 million jobs.

I suspect that the truth, as usual, lies somewhere between those two extremes. One thing that is indisputable, however, is that our social welfare rules and agencies tend to err on the side of leniency towards illegal immigrants. Case in point: over $50,000 of public funds were spent to buy an illegal immigrant a penis pump.

A Minnesota town is outraged over reports that an illegal immigrant was implanted with a penis pump – paid for by taxpayers.

Shakopee Police Chief Jeff Tate said the expense to taxpayers was more than $50,000.

“It’s shocking,” he told FOX News Radio. “It’s certainly disturbing as well. You know it’s not going to set well with the public at large.”

Scott County Attorney Pat Ciliberto wants to know how an illegal immigrant was able to obtain tens of thousands of dollars in medical assistance.

“There’s no logical argument for why that should have been approved,” Ciliberto told the Shakopee News. “I don’t know how many illegal aliens are getting emergency medical assistance for such a procedure.”

Ciliberto told county commissioners the cost of taking care of illegal immigrants in their community is skyrocketing.

“It should be obvious when Scott County goes from seven bookings in 2006 to 90 bookings in 2009 – that Arizona’s problem is Minnesota’s problem, too,” he told the newspaper.

According to published numbers, the county spent more than $800,000 housing inmates with immigration holds – and that doesn’t include medical coverage.

“We have no control over the southern border,” he said. “We don’t know who is coming in and what country they’re coming from.”

Regardless, local officials said they are required by federal and state laws to provide welfare to illegals – from court costs to health care – including a penis pump.

At least one local said they sympathize with the plight of Arizonans.

“My hats off to Arizona, to people who’ve said, ‘We’ve had enough,’” Commissioner Barbara Marschall told the newspaper. “We’re thousands (of) miles away from the southern border. It’s here and it’s going to get worse.”

It's bad enough that the government isn't doing enough to stop illegal immigrants, but to pay for them to literally screw us is unconscionable.

Something I said II

First the Senate, now the House. What's next - the White House?

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Connect the Dots

Following up on yesterday's post regarding border security:

May 26, 2010 - Feds Issue Terror Watch for the Texas/Mexico Border

The Department of Homeland Security is alerting Texas authorities to be on the lookout for a suspected member of the Somalia-based Al Shabaab terrorist group who might be attempting to travel to the U.S. through Mexico...

In 2008, the U.S. government designated Al Shabaab a terrorist organization. Al Shabaab has said its priority is to impose Sharia, or Islamic law, on Somalia; the group has aligned itself with Al Qaeda and has made statements about its intent to harm the United States.

In recent years, American Somalis have been recruited by Al Shabaab to travel to Somalia, where they are often radicalized by more extremist or operational anti-American terror groups, which Al Shabaab supports. The recruiters coming through the Mexican border are the ones who could be the most dangerous, according to law enforcement officials.

Security experts tell FOXNews.com that the influx of hundreds of Somalis over the U.S. border who allegedly have ties to suspected terror cells is evidence of a porous and unsecured border being exploited by groups intent on wrecking deadly havoc on American soil.

al Shabaab - remember that name. More on them later.

May 27, 2010 - Democrats stop bid to send 6,000 troops to border

President Barack Obama's Democratic allies in the Senate have repelled a move by presidential rival John McCain to send an additional 6,000 National Guard troops to the U.S-Mexico border.

The Arizona Republican says the security situation along the order has deteriorated so badly that 3,000 guard troops are needed just to help protect his state.

Obama on Tuesday promised to send 1,200 Guard troops to the border to support efforts to block drug trafficking and temporarily supplement Border Patrol agents until more agents can be trained.

Former President George W. Bush sent thousands of Guard troops to the border in 2006.

1200 troops. A 1700 mile border. Do the math - that's about 1 soldier every 1.5 miles. That'll really shut down illegal border crossings. 

June 18, 2010 - Five Federal Lands in Arizona Have Travel Warnings in Place

Imagine the federal government closing a section of the Lincoln Memorial because it was under the control of Mexican drug lords and bands of illegal immigrants.

That scenario is playing out as reality in southern Arizona, where parts of five federal lands -- including two designated national monuments -- continue to post travel warnings or be outright closed to Americans who own the land because of the dangers of "human and drug trafficking" along the Mexican border.

Roughly 3,500 acres of the Buenos Aires National Wildlife Refuge -- about 3 percent of the 118,000-acre park -- have been closed since Oct. 6, 2006, when U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service officials acknowledged a marked increase in violence along a tract of land that extends north from the border for roughly three-quarters of a mile. Federal officials say they have no plans to reopen the area.b

Dennis Godfrey, a spokesman for the Bureau of Land Management's Arizona office, said roughly a dozen signs were posted earlier this month along the Sonoran Desert National Monument advising that travel in the area is not recommended due to "active drug and human" smuggling. The signs are not far from where a Pinal County deputy was shot and killed during a confrontation with marijuana smugglers in April and the fatal shooting of two men suspected to be drug smugglers.

"It is a corridor for smugglers of all types," Godfrey told FoxNews.com.

Similar signs have been posted at the Cabeza Prieta National Wildlife Refuge and the Coronado National Forest, which covers nearly 1.8 million acres in southeastern Arizona and southwestern New Mexico.

Estimates of exactly how many acres of federal land are closed due to safety concerns near the border were not immediately available, but at least one lawmaker told FoxNews.com that the policy of "ceding" federal land to drug and human trafficking is unacceptable.

"This is one of those things that the Department of Interior does not want to publicize," said Rep. Rob Bishop, R-Utah, ranking Republican on the House Parks and Public Lands Subcommittee. "These bad actors are now being channeled into federal lands along the border because it's so easy to make that access. The situation is getting worse on federal lands and will only get worse until we make some proactive activity to change the status quo."

"Frankly," Bishop continued, "the status quo is failing. We are failing to control our borders."

I don't get it. If the feds know where the illegal crossing points are - and they must, as evidenced by the signs - then why on God's green earth aren't they beefing up enforcement at those points? 

We have ceded portions of our country - U.S. soil - to narcoterrorists, human smugglers, and illegal aliens. How can any president or U.S. official - elected or appointed - stand by and let this happen? Maybe to curry favor with a certain ethnic group....?

But isn't undermining national security for personal and political gain the definition of treason? I'll freely admit I know very little about the law, but it sure would be nice to see some of those officials charged. If nothing else, it might light a fire under someone and result in some meaningful action.

July 13, 2010 - Suspects held after World Cup bomb attacks

Somali al-Shabab Islamists linked to al-Qaida have claimed responsibility for the attacks on a crowded restaurant and a rugby club in the capital Uganda while fans watched the World Cup final on television.

"I think that there's a common recognition that this is a new phase for al-Shabab in terms of expanding their geographic reach unfortunately," U.S. Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano told reporters.

"We are constantly looking at ways that we can increase our preparation for, prevention of, and interdiction of any type of terrorist attack before it should occur on our own soil."

76 people were killed in the bombing, including 1 American. Five other U.S. citizens were wounded.

Yes, that's the same al-Shabab mentioned in the terror alert issued on May 26. The same al-Shabab that freely uses the U.S.-Mexico border to smuggle in terrorists. If Napolitano is serious about "ways that we can increase our preparation for, prevention of, and interdiction of any type of terrorist attack before it should occur on our own soil" then perhaps securing our borders would be a damn fine place to start.

July 19, 2010 - 250 soldiers to be deployed along border

Texas will see 250 National Guardsmen along the border with Mexico when troops are deployed Aug. 1 to help battle drug, immigrant and gun smuggling, federal officials said Monday.

“These troops will provide direct support to federal law enforcement officers and agents working in high-risk areas to disrupt criminal organizations seeking to move people and goods illegally across the Southwest border,” Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano said.

The troops are part of 1,200 National Guardsmen ordered to the border by President Barack Obama in May.

Texas, with a 1260 mile border with Mexico, gets 250 Guardsmen. One every five miles. Nationally, 1200 Guardsmen are spread across a 1700 mile border.

Sen. John Cornyn, R-Texas, said the troop deployment “falls woefully short of the resources needed to truly secure America's borders.”

Nearly half the guardsmen, 524 troops, are headed to Arizona, where frustration with the federal government's failure to stop illegal immigration resulted in the passage of a state law that requires local police to check the immigration status of those stopped or apprehended for other crimes or violations. The Obama administration is challenging the law in federal court.

Napolitano said the recently announced plan to bolster border security is just part of ongoing efforts to step up enforcement of current laws “with an unprecedented sense of urgency.”

Oh my aching butt. She's nothing but obama's sock puppet.

The 1,200 guardsmen are far fewer than the 6,000 dispatched to provide border security in 2006 under then-President George W. Bush.

Still, some Texas lawmakers applauded the Obama administration's efforts.

Yeah, the democrap ones who are more interesting in political posturing than border security.

“As drug-related violence persists in neighboring Mexico, this is one more step we're taking to ensure the safety of our border states,” said Rep. Henry Cuellar, D-Laredo, chairman of the House Homeland Security Committee's subcommittee on border affairs.

Cuellar is one of six Democratic congressmen from Texas who represent border communities and support Obama's efforts to thwart drug trafficking and immigrant smuggling.

Republicans were more cautious in their praise, saying the administration's recent actions are a response to the frustration with the federal government's inability to secure the border.

“It's taken far too long for this administration to supply much-needed additional border agents, resources and equipment to our law enforcement personnel,” Cornyn said.

Jonathan Gurwitz, an op-ed columnist with the San Antonio Express-News, does a fine job of wrapping things up.

Border security is national security. The latest confirmation of what should be an obvious statement came last week from Uganda. What does the East African nation have to do with America's porous borders?

Terrorists struck in the capital Kampala as fans watched the World Cup championship. Suicide bombers set off lethal charges at a mass viewing party and a crowded restaurant. Seventy-six people were killed.

Twelve summers ago, another little-known Islamist group carried out simultaneous suicide attacks on the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, leaving more than 200 dead. The group responsible for the 1998 bombings was al-Qaida, and the East African operation was the first sign of its lethal international reach and a prelude to the plot — executed three years later — to attack the United States.

Al-Shabab is al-Qaida's subsidiary in Somalia...

A Homeland Security intelligence assessment produced before the Uganda bombings and obtained by the Associated Press warned, “We cannot exclude the possibility that U.S. persons aligned with al-Shabab in the Horn of Africa may return to the U.S., possibly to carry out acts of violence.”

How might they enter the United States undetected? ... (by) following the same routes and with the same human smugglers that millions of other unauthorized immigrants have used to surreptitiously cross the border.

Let's acknowledge that the overwhelming number of unauthorized immigrants entering the United States are simply seeking better lives and economic opportunity. Let's also acknowledge that in most cases, they are compelled to break the law because of irrationally restrictive U.S. immigration policies.

Those are arguments in favor of reforming immigration. They are not reasons to ignore the federal government's responsibility to secure the border. And they are certainly not reasons to legally challenge states that act to remedy the federal government's delinquency.

In most cases, unauthorized immigrants come here to cut American lawns, make American beds and pick American crops. But some of them want to come here to cut American throats. And there's no way to turn a blind eye to the former without also enabling the latter.

Let me repeat and emphasize one point. Immigration reform and border security are two different things. We can and should improve both. It's like sailing in a boat that's taking on water. You need to bail (immigration reform). But all the bailing in the world isn't going to help until you plug the hole (border security). I don't know why that's so hard for some people to understand.

There is nothing so uncommon as common sense...

Enough is Enough

The drug-fueled violence in Mexico has become so routine that new reports of it barely register any more. It's like those damned vuvuzelas during the World Cup - at first, they were all you heard, but by the end of the tournament you hardly noticed them. However, the most recent flurry struck a little close to home.

Twelve people, including two civilians and a soldier, died in Nuevo Laredo in gunbattles that broke out in broad daylight between suspected drug traffickers and the Mexican army, officials said.

Nearly two dozen people were injured in Friday's shootouts, including numerous children who were riding in a bus shot up by the gunmen as they tried to escape, a source said.

Got that? Narcoterrorist gunmen shot up a school bus full of kids to facilitate their escape. Kids. In a school bus.

It's gotten so bad that schools in Mexico now have 'shootout drills.'

Schools across Mexico are teaching students to dive to the floor and cover their heads as urban gunfights between drug gangs multiply in the violence-torn country.

At least nine shootouts have erupted in school zones since mid-October, three of them in the past month. On June 15, soldiers and gunmen battled for an hour just 60 feet from a preschool in the central town of Taxco.

 My kids go to school. In a school bus. I cannot fathom anyone using a school bus as a target. Or engaging in a gun battle near a school. I guess that's the difference between a normal human being and a terrorist.

Just to make it perfectly clear, I consider the people creatures involved in smuggling drugs to be terrorists. They have no regard for human life or civilized practices. They have attacked U.S. consulates, killed U.S. embassy employees, shot up government buildings on the U.S. side of the border, threatened U.S. LEOs in Arizona (here and here) and Texas, and now have even resorted to that staple of terrorists, the car bomb.

And notice the pattern. The level of violence is increasing, and spreading north. Does anyone seriously think that if we ignore it and stick our heads in the sand that it will go away? 

As far as I'm concerned, we should treat them no different than that al-Qaeda scum. Shot 'em on sight. Labeling drug smugglers as terrorists also removes any lingering posse comitatus issues with using the military to help secure our borders.

So beef up the law enforcement presence along the border. Use technology such as ground sensors, infrared and night vision cameras, and aerial reconnaissance. Bring in the military to conduct terrorist interdiction, apprehension, and elimination operations. Get serious about this. Don't wait until your kids' school buses get shot up - or worse.

And for what it's worth, I hold the customers of those narcoterrorists equally responsible. Remove the demand, and a lot of the problems would disappear.

Don't get me wrong. I'm not necessarily opposed to a little tooting. But I do hope that all you Cheech and Chong types out there man up and admit to the consequences of your actions. It's like Prohibition. Making booze illegal led to the rise of organized crime. Making it legal resolved some problems, while creating others. But on the whole I think we'd be better off legalizing marijuana. At the very least it'd give the government a whole new revenue stream, which I'm sure they wouldn't fritter away.

But's that a subject for another day......

Word for the Day

Lassitude: A state or feeling of weariness, diminished energy, or listlessness.

Usage example: I am afflicted today with a general feeling of lassitude.

Why, you ask? Because we just got back from our small weekend place on Lake Buchanan. Currently I am tired, frustrated, sunburned, and slightly hungover.

Tired because I spent most of one day replacing a starter relay on a jetski. Whoever designed those things should be consigned to the lower levels of Hell. They're impossible to work on unless you have long skinny tentacles instead of heavily muscled arms (or even normal ones).

Frustrated because about an hour after I finally got it running one of the kids managed to suck the tow rope into the engine. That means a trip to the jetski doctor, which ain't cheap.

Sunburned because the only sunscreen we had up there was SPF 70, and I refuse to be that big of a wimp.

Slightly hungover because of all of the above.

So I'm giving in to my feeling of lassitude and signing off...

Was It Something I Said?

While checking site traffic info, I found the following:

Domain Name		senate.gov ? (U.S. Government)
IP Address		156.33.15.# (U.S. Senate Sergeant at Arms)
ISP		U.S. Senate Sergeant at Arms
Location		Continent  :  North America Country  :  United States  (Facts) State  :  Maryland City  :  Silver Spring Lat/Long  :  39.0521, -77.015 (Map)
Language		English (U.S.) en-us

This visit occurred shortly after I posted comments about the recently passed (and woefully misnamed) finance reform bill. Since I know that the federal government wouldn't be interested in anything I had to say, its attention must have been drawn by the links to other, more subversive sites.

Paranoia strikes deep...

Gulf Boil Spill

If obama's bungling of the Gulf oil crisis already has you at a low simmer, this video will bring you to a raging boil.

Remember this when it's time to take out the trash on Nov. 2


Oil Spill Timeline from RightChange on Vimeo.

Thanks, Bots, for the video...

It's Friday, So Let's Make Fun Of obama

Some old, some new, all of them sadly funny... (the last one is my favorite)

The Obama economy utilizes a system of carefully monitored checks and balances. He writes the checks, you pay the balance.

You remember the Reagan era, when Ronald Reagan was President, and Bob Hope and Johnny Cash were still with us? Well, now we have Obama, no hope, and no cash.

Q: Have you heard about McDonald's' new Obama Value Meal?
A: Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.

Q: What is the difference between ObamaCare and a car battery?
A: The battery has a positive side.

Q. What do Obama and Osama bin Laden have in common?
A. They both have friends who bombed the Pentagon.

Q: How do you starve an Obama supporter?
A: Hide his food stamps under his work boots.

Not Again

Congress passed a new 'financial reform' bill today.

The law will give the government new powers to break up companies that threaten the economy.

Like the democrap party, or the obama administration? Or maybe GM, or the energy industry?

A powerful council of regulators would be on the lookout for risks across the finance system. Large, failing financial institutions would be liquidated and the costs assessed on their surviving peers.

Oh great. Firms that run their businesses right will have to bailout those that don’t. Kind of like those of us who pay our mortgages have to subsidize those who don’t.

Republicans said the bill is a vast federal overreach that will drive financial-sector jobs overseas.

Just like the offshore drilling rigs, sailing away into the sunset.

At an eye-glazing 390,000 words — half the size of the King James Bible — the legislation doesn't offer a quick remedy, however. Rather, it lays down prescriptions for regulators to act. In many cases, the real impact won't be felt for years.

Just like obamacare. How many bozos who voted for it actually read it?

Named after Dodd and Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank, the Democratic committee chairmen who steered it to passage…

And who are responsible for getting us into this mess in the first place…

Borrowers are to be protected from hidden fees and abusive terms, but also will have to provide evidence that they can repay their loans, thus halting the no-document loans that had flooded the markets.

AKA liar loans (or NINJA loans – No Income, No Jobs or Assets)

"The result will be over 5,000 pages of new regulations on traditional banks and years of uncertainty as to what the massive new rules will mean” … (the bill also does not address) mortgage financing giants Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac, whose questionable lending helped start a collapse in the housing market.

START the collapse?!? How about CAUSE the collapse? If they didn’t make loans to people who couldn’t afford them there wouldn’t have been a bubble in the first place, much less a bursting of that bubble.

Some supporters of the bill also voiced reservations, claiming the bill did not give regulators specific direction on how to implement and enforce new rules.

"Congress largely has decided instead to punt decisions to the regulators, saddling them with a mountain of rule-makings and studies," said Sen. Ted Kaufman, D-Del.

Gee, what a surprise. Congress ducking a tough issue and passing the buck.

To paraphrase Peter, Paul, and Mary: “When will we ever learn?”

Remember, Nov. 2 is Take Out The Trash Day.

Quick Hits on Harry Reid

Links from Drudge ...

Election 2010 has just heard from a member of the Silent Majority.

You know, from a deceased person.

Chances are good you never met Charlotte McCourt during her 84 years, but I’m willing to bet you’ll be hearing about her in the coming days now that her obituary has taken Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid to task. It’s the kind of small story that has the potential to ricochet like a bullet through the campaign showdown between incumbent Reid and Republican challenger Sharron Angle.

Not because McCourt, who died July 8 after a long illness, was a political player or business powerbroker, but precisely because she was neither of those things. She was a homemaker, proud mother and grand mother and wife of 67 years to Patrick McCourt.

And she was at one time a loyal supporter of Harry Reid.

Her obituary, printed in Tuesday’s Review-Journal, reads in part, “We believe that Mom would say she was mortified to have taken a large role in the election of Harry Reid to U.S. Congress. Let the record show Charlotte was displeased with his work. Please, in lieu of flowers, vote for another more worthy candidate.”

Ouch.

Don't weep for Charlotte. I'm sure Reid and the dems will resurrect her in Nov. so she, like many other dead voters, can cast her ballot for Harry et al.

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Harry says "No illegal immigrants working in Nevada."

When a reporter from KLAS-TV in Las Vegas told Reid a 2009 Pew Hispanic Center report found 17 percent of the nation’s construction workers were undocumented, the Nevada Democrat replied: “That may be some place, but it’s not here in Nevada.”

Facing a tough challenge this fall from Tea Party darling Sharron Angle, Reid has been touting the success of the Democrat-backed stimulus plan, saying it has created jobs and helped repair the nation’s battered economy.

I don't know what alternate reality Harry lives in, but it's evidently one where the border is secure, there's prosperity and full employment, unicorns exist, and obama is competent.

Talk about a tenuous grasp on reality...