Life Is So Unfair

Things like this never happened to me when I was in high school.

Teachers arrested for threesome with student

Two pretty blond English teachers allegedly gave a 16-year-old student a steamy private lesson in French — focusing on the phrase ménage à trois.

Rachel Respess, 24, took the teen back to her suburban New Orleans apartment on Sept. 12 and teamed up with fellow teacher Shelley Dufresne, 32, for an illicit three-way romp, cops charge.

Not surprisingly, the teen bragged about his exploits soon after he got back to classes at Destrehan HS, in Kenner, La. He told “other students that he was having a sexual relationship with teachers,” the St. Charles Parish sheriff’s office said.

Well duh. When I was his age I bragged extensively about my sexual exploits. Some of it was even true.

Students told local TV station WGNO that the trio had been fooling around for a while, and authorities are still investigating to find out just how long the alleged sexcapades lasted.

“No matter what sex the victim is, everyone should be outraged,” Kenner Police Chief Michael Glaser told the Times-Picayune. “You have an educator. Their responsibility is the safety and the education of children . . . They should have known better.”

Forget the moral implications and any harm or trauma that the young man might experience (like thinking threesomes with a couple of attractive blondes will be an ongoing part of his sexual future). The two teachers should be punished for being so stupid as to expect a teenage kid to keep his mouth shut.

Shelley Dufresne (left), 32, and 24-year-old Rachel Respess were arrested after allegedly having a threesome with a student. Photo: Kenner Police Department