Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.
Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been screwing chickens.
After the big egg hunt on Easter Sunday, a farm boy decided to play a little prank on all of the chickens. He went into the chicken coop and replaced every single brown egg with a brightly colored one from his Easter basket.
A few minutes later the rooster walked in and saw all of the colored eggs. He let out an outraged "Squawk" and then stormed outside and killed the peacock.
Why I Wouldn't Want To Be An Easter Egg
It takes you three minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
5 comments:
Have a wonderful Easter (and beware of bunny slippers)
Good ones, and yeah that bunny got a RUDE awakening...LOL
Brigid - Thank you, and the same to you and yours.
NFO - yes he did.
Yes Mr bunny got a rude awakening and a severely brused prostate as well.
Toejam, just think of it as an obamacare prostate exam.
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