Sunday, March 31, 2013

Sunday Funnies 2013.03.31

Have a Happy -- and Blessed -- Easter!





Q: What do Easter Bunny helpers get for making a basket?
A: Two points, just like anyone else.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been screwing chickens.


After the big egg hunt on Easter Sunday, a farm boy decided to play a little prank on all of the chickens. He went into the chicken coop and replaced every single brown egg with a brightly colored one from his Easter basket.

A few minutes later the rooster walked in and saw all of the colored eggs. He let out an outraged "Squawk" and then stormed outside and killed the peacock.


Why I Wouldn't Want To Be An Easter Egg
It takes you three minutes to get hard.
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.



5 comments:

Brigid said...

Have a wonderful Easter (and beware of bunny slippers)

Old NFO said...

Good ones, and yeah that bunny got a RUDE awakening...LOL

CenTexTim said...

Brigid - Thank you, and the same to you and yours.

NFO - yes he did.

Toejam said...

Yes Mr bunny got a rude awakening and a severely brused prostate as well.

CenTexTim said...

Toejam, just think of it as an obamacare prostate exam.