Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: Because it heard the referee was blowing fouls.
I play in an over-60 basketball league. We don't have jump balls. The ref just puts the ball on the floor and whoever can bend over and pick it up gets possession.
Hanging in the hallway of my high school are the basketball team pictures from the past 40 years. A player in the center of the front row in each picture holds a basketball identifying the year -- "62-63," "63-64," "64-65," etc.
One day I noticed a blond looking curiously at the photos. Turning to me, she said, "Isn't it strange how the teams always lost by one point?"
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