You can certainly tell it’s time to go Christmas shopping. The women featured on the covers of men’s magazines are all wearing red thongs.
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
After hearing about this extravagant gift, a friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty four-wheel-drive vehicles."
"She did," he replied. "But where was I going to find a fake Jeep?"
Why don't people from Arkansas buy as many Christmas presents as other people?
Because when they go Christmas shopping for their sister and their girlfriend they only have to get one gift.
2 comments:
Good ones! And that last one... :-)
As far as I know, no one from Arkansas reads this blog... :-)
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