Petraeus For President In 2016

On a tip from The Lid:

We all know that General David Petraeus resigned his job as head of the CIA because he was caught having an affair with his biographer Paula Broadwell. But we are now discovering his resignation may have to do with much more than his relationship with Ms Broadwell. According to an exclusive report by Newsbusted Anchor Jodi Miller (in the video below) we learn that Petraeus has decided to throw his hat in the ring for the 2016 presidential nomination.

When asked if the still not settled scandal would prevent him from running, the General answered, "Heck No, I am running as a Democrat."

Now it all makes sense...