JAY LENO: I tell you, Rickey, the economy is not good. It's not good at all.A few more non-Leno "the economy is so bad" jokes:
RICKEY MINOR: How bad is it, Jay?
LENO: The stock market is going down faster than a general's biographer.
The economy is so bad Paula Broadwell is now being forced to sleep with only three star generals.
The economy is so bad MSNBC had to lay off 300 Obama spokesmen.
The economy is so bad that even people who aren't in Barack Obama's cabinet aren't paying taxes.
The economy is so bad that wives are having sex with their husbands because they can't afford batteries.
The economy is so bad that when Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.