Look For The Bare Necessities

Harper recently posted something about a local newscaster who was doing a story on a new business in her area - a waxing salon.

I listened as the reporter was touring the facility, glanced up as she was being shown to a room and discussing the privacy measures and reasons that everyone should be comfortable with putting all their bits out there for this company to remove the hair from.

I caught the tail end of a description of the salon's trademark package that includes some 'sparklies'.  Ahhh, a vajazzling kind of a salon.

As the story was wrapping up, the reporter's voice-over was recounting the location and noted that, "everything from a basic clean up to a full Brazilian is available.  And while they specialize in kitties, they also wax eyebrows and other body parts."

"Kitties," it appears, is a TV-acceptable euphemism for the more well-known euphemism for a lady's 'garden of pleasure' (yet another euphemism). But I digress.

As coincidence would have it, today I was following some links and ended up at this site. It's another salon and spa that specializes in hair removal - and more.

Guided by "World-renowned hair removal guru Cindy Barshop," this place offers not only laser hair removal and waxing of all sorts, but also vajewling and vatooing.

Okay, waxing I'm familiar with (in a theoretical sense - I have no personal experience with it, at least insofar as my body hair goes). But this place adds a new twist to what I always thought was a pretty straight-forward process.

Waxing

We are the originators of the Completely Bare bikini wax, the "no hair left behind" treatment. We also offer an array of waxing services for both men and women including the Foxy & Carnivale bikini wax as an add-on with any Completely Bare laser or wax treatment.

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Carnivale

Vajewling

Choose from an assortment of designs made with real Swarovski elements™ exclusively for Completely Bare - choose from a heart, star, bow or even initials. Cindy says, "You don't need a reason for a Vajewel™."

My favorite is the Dollar Sign vajewel. Sadly, but perhaps not surprisingly, it is currently out of stock.

Vatooing

Inspired by her recent trip to Morocco, Cindy presents the new henna vatoo™. Choose your exotic style without leaving home.

A trained spa specialist applies an exclusive stencil and airbrushes the ink directly onto the chosen area, giving you a coy secret to hide or reveal as you choose.

Before you sprain your finger clicking on the links be advised that all the images there are PG-rated. Nothing to see here ... move along.

As a side note, my most popular post by far was on the same topic. It discussed vadazzling (aka vajazzling - the forerunner to vajeweling) and had an image of what was purported to be Jennifer Love Hewitt's vadazzeled vajayjay.

That post was dated May 2011 and it still leads my weekly traffic statistics by far.

That says something about the people who read this blog...