Sunday Funnies 2012.01.15

The new semester starts tomorrow. New faces, same old students...

If College Students Wrote the Bible:

The Ten Commandments would actually be only five -- double-spaced and written in a large font.

Instead of God creating the world in six days and resting on the seventh, he would have put it off until the night before it was due and then pulled an all-nighter.

 

At the end of last semester I handed out the final exam to one of my classes, then settled in behind my desk and waited for them to complete it. One student handed in his exam with a $100 bill attached to it and a note that read "A dollar per point."

I called him into my office the next day and gave him his graded exam back - with $56 change.