Q: Why did Obama cross the road?
A: To get to the other 9 holes.
Q. What's the difference between Obama opponents and Obama supporters?
A. The first group works for a living while the second group votes for a living.
Have you heard about the new Obama Happy Meal for kids at McDonalds?
It comes with a promise that they'll get a toy someday.
Obama claims that he has a balanced budget plan.
It's exactly one half smoke and one half mirrors.
Michelle was talking about how considerate her husband is, often buying her surprise gifts for no reason. She went on to say that the presents weren't anything extravagant or expensive because Barack tends to be responsible when he's spending his own money.
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Good ones there! :-)
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