Note From The Beach

The bikini is a wonderful invention.

However, not every woman is equipped to wear one.

I have seen some marvelous bikini-clad sights down here. I've also seen some that made me plunge into the ocean and rinse my eyes out with salt water.

We need some sort of system that rewards those who should wear bikinis and punishes those who shouldn't.

And any dude who wears a mankini should be executed on the spot...