Sunday, March 15, 2015

Sunday Funnies 2015.03.15

St. Patrick's Day is next Tuesday, March 17...

Saint Patrick was a gentleman
Who through strategy and stealth
Drove all the snakes from Ireland
Here's a drinkee to his health!
But not too many drinkees
Lest we lose ourselves and then...
Forget the good Saint Patrick
And see them snakes again!

"I come from an Irish Family. St. Patrick's Day was our big holiday. The night before we'd hang up our stockings and in the morning they'd be full of beer." -Sean Morey

Reilly is walking through a graveyard when he comes across a headstone with the inscription "Here lies a politician and an honest man."

'Faith now,' exclaims Reilly, 'I wonder how they got the two of them in one grave.

Q:  What do a pint of Guinness and your mother-in-law's birthday have in common?
A:  For one day a year, you have to pretend that you actually like them.

Q:  What's Irish and stays out all night?
A:  Patty O'furniture!

Q:  What would you get if you crossed Quasimodo with an Irish football player?
A:  The Halfback of Notre Dame!

Q:  What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?
A:  A leper con


Well Seasoned Fool said...

Good ones.

Old NFO said...

Oh... That last one is a GOOD one! :-)

Bag Blog said...

I have found that most Mexicans do not know what Cinco de Mayo is actually about, but that is no excuse not to party.

CenTexTim said...

WSF/NFO - "public serphants" ... snicker...

BB - it's not just Mexicans...