Monday, May 17, 2010

No Surprises Here

Sketchy posting schedule for the near future - my father suffered a stroke Sat. night and is currently hospitalized. It was relatively minor as strokes go - some mild weakness and loss of fine motor skills on the right side - but thankfully cognition seems unimpaired.

The biggest problem is aphasia, or loss of speech. It's not so much the inability to speak - extremely frustrating, because Dad is someone who lives to talk - as the loss of control over muscles in the mouth and throat. This causes difficulties in swallowing, with subsequent implications for eating and drinking. Right now nutrition and hydration needs are being handled via an IV, but long-term needs may require a feeding tube (a percutaneous endoscopically placed gastrostomy (PEG) feeding tube, for those of you with a clinical bent).

Anyway, here's a few short tidbits from the daily news.

Obama's aunt can stay in U.S.
President Barack Obama's Kenyan aunt can stay in the United States, a U.S. immigration judge has ruled, ending a more than six-year legal battle over her status.

Onyango, who is the half-sister of the president's late father, applied for political asylum in 2002 due to violence in her native Kenya. She was a legal resident of the United States at the time and had received a Social Security card a year earlier.

Onyango's asylum request was turned down in 2004. She appealed the rejection of her request twice, but was denied each time and ordered to leave the country. Onyango remained in the country illegally until April of 2009, when Judge Shapiro gave her permission to stay in the United States while he considered her case.
Does this really surprise anyone...?


Obama doesn't take questions at Freedom of Press Act signing
President Barack Obama signed legislation Monday expanding the federal government's role in monitoring global freedom of the press.

Obama signed the Daniel Pearl Freedom of the Press Act, which requires a greater examination of the status of press freedoms in different countries in the State Department's Annual Country Reports on Human Rights Practices.

Among other things, the State Department will now be required to "identify countries in which there were violations of press freedom; determine whether the government authorities of those countries participate in ... or condone the violations; and report the actions such governments have taken to preserve the safety and independence of the media," according to a statement from Sen. Chris Dodd, D-Connecticut, one of the bill's primary sponsors.
1. The irony is just too delicious.

2. Since when is the U.S. the Freedom of Press Police - especially since it looks like someone who believes it could be lawful to ban books and pamphlets is about to become a Supreme Court justice.

3. This is just another example of obama's ongoing snubs of the press. Makes you wonder why they still show him some love.


Federal official overseeing offshore oil development to retire early

And in a totally unrelated development...
The head of offshore drilling at an Interior Department agency criticized after the Gulf Coast oil spill is retiring earlier than planned, an administration official told CNN on Monday.

Chris Oynes will step down as associate director of the agency's Offshore Minerals Management Program at the end of May, the official said. The program is part of the Minerals Management Service.

"This was Chris Oynes' decision to retire after almost 35 years of public service," the official said. "Shortly after the Deepwater Horizon explosion, he approached leadership at MMS and announced he would be retiring on June 30th, and today [Monday,] he told his colleagues that he would be accelerating his retirement."

Ho hum, just another slow news day...

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Read My Lips ... No, Wait, Don't ...

September 12, 2008 - in Dover NH presidential candidate Barack Obama said:
“I can make a firm pledge. Under my plan, no family making less than $250,000 a year will see any form of tax increase. Not your income tax, not your payroll tax, not your capital gains taxes, not any of your taxes.”

(quote and video here) (full story here)
May 12, 2010 - in New York, White House Budget Director Peter Orszag described Obama’s pledge as a “stance” and a “preference:”

“The president has been very clear about what he prefers,” Orszag said under questioning from Thomson Reuters’ Chrystia Freeland. “That was his stance during the campaign, and he still believes that’s the right course forward. But he has also been very clear that we shall let the commission (the president’s newly formed bipartisan Commission on Fiscal Responsibility) go do its work.”

(link here)
In a masterpiece of understatement, Jeb Hensarling (R-TX), a member of both the House Budget Committee and the aforementioned Commission on Fiscal Responsibility, said “It appears that the president’s ‘promise’ is being morphed into a ‘preference.’

So if I understand this right, obama's firm pledge is subject to being overruled by a committee that he formed. That's a classic bureaucratic CYA move - "I was against it, but it was the committee's decision."

Even NPR (!) points out that this is a bit of a flip-flop on obama's part.

We'll see how this plays out, and how the lame-stream media covers it. But for now, I am reminded of Rep. Joe Wilson's shout of "You lie!" during an obama speech on 9/9/09 to Congress. It seems Mr. Wilson was not only right then, but also prescient.

Friday, May 14, 2010

S.O.S.

I am so tired of the same old crap. In this case it's Eric Holder, obama's handpicked choice for Attorney General. You would think that a high ranking government official, the head of the U.S. Department of Justice, the person responsible for enforcing Federal laws and giving legal advice to the executive branch of the government, would at least read a law before he begins spouting off about it.

But nooo...

"Attorney General Eric H. Holder Jr., who has been critical of Arizona's new immigration law, said Thursday he hasn't yet read the law and is going by what he's read in newspapers or seen on television.

"I've just expressed concerns on the basis of what I've heard about the law. But I'm not in a position to say at this point, not having read the law, not having had the chance to interact with people are doing the review, exactly what my position is," Mr. Holder told the House Judiciary Committee.

This weekend Mr. Holder told NBC's "Meet the Press" program that the Arizona law "has the possibility of leading to racial profiling." He had earlier called the law's passage "unfortunate," and questioned whether the law was unconstitutional because it tried to assume powers that may be reserved for the federal government.

Rep. Ted Poe, who had questioned Mr. Holder about the law, wondered how he could have those opinions if he hadn't yet read the legislation.

"It's hard for me to understand how you would have concerns about something being unconstitutional if you haven't even read the law," the Texas Republican told the attorney general."

Isn't it comforting to know that our government is led by people who let the lame-stream media tell them what to think?

We've got to get that bozo out of the White House and the rest of his clowns out of D.C. before they do any more damage.

Thursday, May 13, 2010

Immigration Law Enforcement, Anyone?

Early news reports indicate that the people arrested in conjunction with the failed Times Square bombing plot are being held on immigration charges.

Gee, ya think that enforcing immigration laws might help protect us?

Another One Bites The Dust

Closed the books on another semester today. Everything's graded, grades have been turned in to the registrar, we've had the final meeting of the semester, and I'm headed home, where family and Shiners galore await.

Life is good...

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Anti-incumbent Fever

The following excerpt from a story about anti-incumbent fever illustrates what is wrong with our political system today, and what I hope is a movement to vote ALL the incumbents out of office. Those 535 worthless losers have been busy fiddling while our country burns.
"In West Virginia, 14-term Democrat Rep. Alan Mollohan is competing in the May 11 primary against state Sen. Mike Oliverio. The primary battle, observers note, is the first real challenge for Mollohan since taking over the seat in 1982 when his father retired from it."
Fourteen terms?!?!? And he took it over from his father?!?!? That's almost as bad as the poster child for arrogantly believing that a congressional seat is a family birthright, that drunken, murdering, lying hypocrite Ted Kennedy.

Throw 'em all out. Beginning with that idiot in the White House.

Update: He's outta there!!!

Tiger Woods Injury

Tiger Woods withdrew from a golf tournament due to some sort of bulge...

Tuesday, May 11, 2010

More from Arizona

Below are links to a series of reports from T. J. Woodard, a retired Army officer who lives in Cochise County, AZ., less than ten miles from the Mexican border. The reports were published in the American Thinker.

The Arizona Desert and its People

Report from Cochise County

Update from Cochise County

Mr. Woodard informs us and illustrates the situation in a clear, concise, and rational manner, from the perspective of someone who lives with the impact of illegal border crossing daily. This is a welcome change from the shrill, emotional, and uninformed blather emanating from commentators who have no idea what the hell they're talking about.

Tolerance - Us vs. Them

Follow-up to an earlier post on tolerance.

I note without comment the following:
"A Swedish artist who angered Muslims by depicting the Prophet Muhammad as a dog was assaulted Tuesday while giving a university lecture about the limits of artistic freedom." (link here)
Well, maybe one comment: I don't want to hear one word - not a single friggin' word - about how we should be tolerant and understanding of Muslims until crap like this stops, or at least until a significant majority of Muslims speak out loud and clear condemning this "it's okay for us to denigrate other religions, but nobody can say anything negative about ours" mindset.

'Entitlement' Death Spiral

We ignore demographics at our own peril. Robert Samuelson offers Greece as a chilling preview of our own economic future if we don't do something to address the growing imbalance between government revenue inflow and 'entitlement' (read: welfare) program outflow.
"What we’re seeing in Greece is the death spiral of the welfare state. This isn’t Greece’s problem alone, and that’s why its crisis has rattled global stock markets and threatens economic recovery. Virtually every advanced nation, including the United States, faces the same prospect. Aging populations have been promised huge health and retirement benefits, which countries haven’t fully covered with taxes. The reckoning has arrived in Greece, but it awaits most wealthy societies."
Full article here. Read, heed, and act.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Pay Attention

Utah Senator Bob Bennett is eliminated in the primary by tea-party backed candidates. Florida governor Charlie Crist, facing certain defeat at the hands of tea-party candidate Marco Rubio, bails out of the primary to run as an independent. Arizona Senator John McCain is in a tough primary fight against a tea-party favorite. What's the message?

First, voters are serious about booting out incumbents. Bennett, Crist, and McCain are all part of the political establishment. Many people, myself included, don't see anything to be gained by electing the same old suits over and over. After all, they're the ones who got us into this mess. Why should we expect them to get us out of it.

Second, the tea-party movement has clout. This is, however, a two-edged sword. Case in point: in Nevada a tea-party candidate is running a third-party race against both the incumbent, Harry Reid (boo, hiss...), and the Republican challenger. That could split the vote and let Reid slither his way back in.

Granted, Utah is a special case. They have a unique system whereby candidates for the primary must first be selected by party delegates, not party members. The delegates tend to be more ideological than the general public. In this case they held Bennett's vote for the 2008 bank bailout against him, as well as his support for mandated health insurance (not obamacare, but an alternate proposal that nevertheless forced people to buy insurance). But that shouldn't diminish the message, as illustrated in Florida, Arizona, Nevada, and elsewhere. It's time for We the People to take back our country from career politicians, no matter what their party affiliation.

BTW, an interesting side note to Bennett's ouster is that it came in spite of public support from Mitt Romney, a Utah legend. Romney, a Mormon, remains a hero in Utah despite his role in passing universal health care coverage as governor of Massachusetts (fail1 here; fail2 here). Hopefully people will keep this in mind come 2012. Romney is not someone the repubs should even think about nominating.

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Happy Mother's Day

4 Years Of Age – My Mommy can do anything.
8 Years Of Age – My Mom knows a lot!
12 Years Of Age – My Mother doesn’t really know quite everything.
14 Years Of Age – Mom doesn't know anything.
16 Years Of Age – Mother? She’s hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 Years Of Age – That old woman? She’s way out of date.
25 Years Of Age – Well, she might know a little bit about it.
35 Years Of Age – Before we decide, let’s get Mom’s opinion.
45 Years Of Age – Wonder what Mom would have thought about it.
65 Years Of Age – Wish I could talk it over with Mom.

My mother is under hospice care and nearing her end. For those of you whose moms are still around, please don't wait until it's too late to let them know how much you love them. They know, of course, but it makes them happy to be reminded of it.

AZ Gov Disrespects POTUS

Good for her!!! She's 100% right. I would hope that this would shame obama into taking action, except that it looks like he is incapable of being shamed about anything...


End of Semester Blues

It seems that the end of this semester is bringing out the worst in both students and faculty. Like many others, I typically assign at least one team project over the semester. As part of the project, I require students to complete Peer Evaluations for each of their teammates, the idea being that free-riders will be identified and their grade adjusted accordingly. It usually works pretty well, since the students know going into the project that their grade is determined in part by their teammates. However, it appears that at least one student doesn't care for this approach:
"I'm sick and tired of team projects. I end up doing all the work, and all it does is make me bitter and cynical ... I'm just too burnt out. Team project after team project has left me a bitter husk of a man who wants nothing to do with teams."
As for the faculty, well, we have one person (tenured, of course - let's call him ol' surly) who is not only a "the-glass-is-half-empty" type of person, but "the-glass-is-half-empty, it's-leaking, and the-stuff-in-it-is-vile-and-foul" type of person. Case in point:

We are trying to fill a couple of vacant faculty positions. The normal procedure is to review the application packages, narrow the pool to 5 or 6, conduct a round of phone interviews, and then bring the three finalists in for a campus visit. As part of the visit they meet with assorted faculty members and administrators. It's a fairly standard process that a lot of universities use.

In our case, the first applicant that visited sent us an email from his smart phone on the way to the airport withdrawing from consideration. The second one waited until she got back to her office, but then sent a similar email. We couldn't figure out why.

After some probing, it turns out that ol' surly told them both that the water down here wasn't safe to drink, and that you had to take your own toilet paper to the bathroom. God knows what he told them about us and the students.

Since he's tenured there isn't much that can be done to him (this is one of many things that are wrong with the tenure system, but that's a whole other topic). About all we could do was amend the process to ensure that he isn't left alone with any of the remaining candidates.

I'm done with two of my classes, and only have one final to give and grade in the third class. After that there's one final meeting (of course...) next Thursday, and then I'm out of there for the summer. Many Shiners will be sacrificed to the gods in gratitude...

Friday, May 7, 2010

Signs of the Times

Sign #1

Teenager kicked out of Catholic school for swearing at a nun.
Teenager goes to live with grandmother.
Grandmother asks granddaughter to do homework.
Granddaughter goes off on grandmother with a torrent of f-bombs.
Grandmother slaps granddaughter.
Granddaughter calls cops.
Cops arrest grandmother for assault.
Grandmother spends the night in jail.

WTF??? If I ever did something like that my grandmother would slap me, my grandfather would whack me upside the head, my mother would wash my mouth out with soap, and my father would be standing in line waiting his turn. And the local cops would probably have piled on as well. But today - well, I guess a 73 year old lady is a threat. I'm surprised the cops didn't taser her.


Sign #2

Students wear t-shirts with American flags on them to school on Cinco de Mayo.
School officials tell students to remove t-shirts because they are "incendiary."
Students refuse.
Students kicked off campus.

Mexican-American students say they were offended by the five boys and others for wearing American colors on a Mexican holiday. "I think they should apologize cause it's a Mexican Heritage Day," Annicia Nunez, a Live Oak High student, said. "We don't deserve to be get disrespected like that. "

DISRESPECTED!?!?! Because some students have pride in THIS country!?!?! GMAFB. How about YOU show some respect for the flag of the country that provides you with more opportunity and more freedom than anywhere else in the world. Show some respect for the flag that men and women have fought for and died to protect. Bah! I'm so outraged by the ignorance and insolence of that stupid bitch that my hands are literally shaking as I type this. I can't conjure up the words to express my disgust, not only at that ignorant fool, but at the school system that shaped her, and at the public who aids and abets such nonsense. Of course, it did happen in California. That explains a lot. The sad thing is that at some point in the future that loser, and others just like her, will be allowed to vote and reproduce. Where's an earthquake when we really need one?


Sign #3

Black students go on field trip.
White students not allowed to go.
School officials defend this.

The stated intent was to help close an achievement gap between white and black students. As an educator, I'm well aware that there are 'achievement gaps' between students from different socioeconomic backgrounds. I deal with it every day. But closing the gap by giving one group opportunities that are denied to the other is NOT the way to solve the problem. All that accomplishes is holding back the second group. In mathematical terms:

wrong + wrong ≠ right.


I weep for the future...

Immigration Debate III

Let me begin by providing a little personal background. I grew up in south and central Texas. I live in central Texas now, and work 3 days a week in a Texas-Mexico border town. My wife is from Phoenix, and still has family there. We visit AZ once or twice a year.

I've lived with, worked with, and am friends with Mexicans and Americans of Mexican descent (yeah, yeah, 'some of my best friends are Mexican' - just because it's trite doesn't mean it isn't true).

I've employed illegal aliens as day laborers more than once. I've also seen firsthand the consequences, both good and bad, of a lax border and immigration policy. So I think I have a reasonable perspective on the situation down here on the border, one that is a damn sight more reasonable than a lot of the commentators braying about it whose idea of Mexican food is Taco Bell.

There has been much sturm und drang over Arizona's recent passage of SB 1070, a law intended to enforce federal immigration laws. The noise of the debate has overridden the signal - that is, there are so many people speaking out who have no idea what the bill does and doesn't do that the message of the bill has been drowned out. Below is an excerpt from the actual bill.
"The legislature finds that there is a compelling interest in the cooperative enforcement of federal immigration laws throughout all of Arizona. ... The provisions of this act are intended to work together to discourage and deter the unlawful entry and presence of aliens and economic activity by persons unlawfully present in the United States."
Primoris, let's clarify a few points. First, "illegal" isn't a race. Thus a law targeting illegal activity or behavior isn't racist. In fact, the bill expressly prohibits racial profiling.

Second, the bill doesn't send people off to concentration camps or ovens. Thus the bill isn't going to turn Arizona into Nazi Germany.

Third, and perhaps most important, all the bill does is require that state and local LEOs enforce existing repeat existing federal law. It is a federal crime for aliens to not carry specified registration or immigration documents with them: "...every non-citizen in the United States has been required to carry such documents since Congress passed the Alien Registration Act in 1940."

(Note 1: in most cases this requirement can be met by something like a green card, which is about the size and shape of a drivers license - not an onerous burden to carry in one's wallet or purse.)

(Note 2: as others have pointed out, this bill is much less draconian than Mexico's laws regarding illegal immigration.)

So all the drama and furor directed towards the bill is from people who (a) haven't read it, (b) don't understand it, (c) don't care what it says, or (d) all of the above. There's a reason they're called knee-jerk liberals.

(Update: more evidence that liberals react first, think later. MSNBC, the network liberals love to love, outdid itself with a headline reading "Law makes it a crime to be illegal immigrant." The New York Times continues to prove its irrelevancy with an editorial that falsely stated "The statute requires police officers to stop and question anyone who looks like an illegal immigrant." Is it any wonder that viewers/readers of these two liberal fountains of misinformation are turning to other more reliable and accurate sources of news.)

Secundus, let's look at the principal reason for the bill. First and foremost, it's to protect the citizens of Arizona. As state senator Sylvia Brown, the bill's sponsor, explains, Arizona citizens are being threatened, terrorized, beaten, and murdered by a literal invasion of illegal aliens flooding across the border. To cite just one statistic: in recent years 80% of law enforcement officials wounded or killed in Arizona are attributable to illegal aliens. Another indicator: Phoenix has become the kidnapping capital of America, in large part due to the drug and immigrant smugglers.

These things are happening because the federal government is failing in what is arguably its most important duty - safeguarding its citizens - by not securing the U.S.-Mexico border. That leaves no alternative but for the border states to take matters into their own hands.

Tertius, there is a tendency for people on both sides of this issue to consider illegal aliens as a homogeneous group, either all virtuous, hard-working individuals seeking only a better life for themselves and their families, or all criminals and freeloading parasites. The truth, as usual, lies somewhere in-between.

A large number of illegal aliens are here because America offers, at least for the time being, social mobility that is only dreamed of in Mexico. There are basically two socioeconomic classes in Mexico; very rich, and very poor. The only way to move up is by becoming a criminal. That's why narcocorridos are so popular.

America is still a nation where in one generation an immigrant's children can advance to middle class or beyond. Case in point: my father is the only one in his family born here. His parents and siblings were born in Poland. He worked hard his whole life so that my sister and I could go to college and have a better life (at least in terms of material things - I don't think we could improve much on his values and character).

So I have absolutely no problem with people coming here in search of a better life. I only wish there was a way for them to be admitted through the front door, instead of having to sneak around back and break in through a window.

And that's where the feds should come in. Protect the borders, implement (and enforce!) a reasonable* immigration policy, and a lot of problems would be solved. Unfortunately, several administrations, both dems and repubs, have failed to do so, leaving us with the current mess.

* What's reasonable, you ask? Well, how about starting with a guest worker program? Many illegal aliens don't want to move here or become citizens. They just want better-paying jobs. So let 'em come here and work, and take the usual cut for income taxes, social security, and medicare. Win-win.

(Note 3: Mexicans in the U.S. sent over $25 billion back home in 2008. That's over 2% of Mexico's GDP, and is one reason why the Mexican government is so upset about the AZ bill. As usual, follow the money.)

Another plank in our immigration policy should be to imprison illegal immigrants. Deporting them, as we do now, is like catching that mouse in your kitchen and then taking him outside and releasing him. How long do you think it will take him to find his way back inside? But if you throw his little mouse ass in mouse jail, and make him work on a mouse chain gang, cleaning up litter, painting over graffiti, etc., then next time he might take his chances in the woods instead.

And while we're at it, let's seriously punish firms that hire illegals. Remove the cheese, and the mice won't be attracted.

Another morsel of cheese that needs to be removed is the concept of anchor babies. Citizenship should only be granted to the children of parents who are here legally.

Of course, all this starts with securing the borders. While there is some merit to the argument that static defenses are easily breached, the Berlin Wall was pretty effective. That might be a little extreme, but I do think that more physical barriers, at least along heavily traveled routes, would be helpful.

Beefing up the law enforcement presence would likewise be a good move. In fact, a military presence wouldn't be a bad idea. The narco smugglers are using military weapons and tactics. LEOs are neither equipped nor trained to deal with this type of foe.
"Another rancher testified that daily drugs are brought across his ranch in a military operation. A point man with a machine gun goes in front, 1/2 mile behind are the guards fully armed, 1/2 mile behind them are the drugs, behind the drugs 1/2 mile are more guards."
Even more chilling, some border ranchers have reported finding Korans on their property, evidently left there by illegal border crossers.

Bottom line - this country has greatly benefited from the contributions of immigrants. No one wants to stop legal immigration. All we want to do is implement a system that allows honest, hard-working people in, while keeping parasites, criminals, and terrorists out. Is that too much to ask from the feds? Evidently it is...

Wednesday, May 5, 2010

Good News?

Floods in Tennessee ... oil well blowouts in the Gulf ... earthquakes around the world ... volcano eruptions in Europe ... Greece, Spain, and Portugal on the brink of economic collapse ... skyrocketing U.S. debt and deficit ... obama is still president ... is there any good news out there?

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

Bad Day At Work

Bad day at work today. Meetings from 9:30 - 10:30, 11:00 - 12:30, and 2:00 - 3:00. Oh yeah, had to teach a class 4:30 - 6:00 (remind me again what my primary responsibility is - teaching, or going to meetings?).

What made it worse was the repetitive nature of the meetings - going over the same old stuff without ever making a decision, or even making progress. There's an old saying in academia: those who can, do; those who can't, teach; and those who can do neither go into administration. Like most old sayings, there's more than a grain of truth in it.

Anyway, rather than post some weak BS, I thought I'd provide an example of what a REALLY bad day at work is. Next time you think you've got it rough, recall this.

Rob is a commercial saturation diver for Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater repairs on offshore drilling rigs.

Below is an e-mail he sent to his sister. She then sent it to radio station 103.2 in Ft. Wayne, Indiana, which was sponsoring a "worst job experience" contest. Needless to say, she won.

* * * * * * *

Hi Sue,

Just another note from your bottom-dwelling brother. Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know you've been feeling down lately at work, so I thought I would share my dilemma with you to make you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you with a few technicalities of my job.

As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the sea. I wear a wet suit to the office. This time of year the water is quite cool. So what we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it down to the diver through a garden hose, which is taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn good plan, and I've used it several times with no complaints. What I do, when I get to the bottom and start working, is take the hose and stuff it down the back of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it. This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my ass started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now, since I don't have any hair on my back, the jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack of my ass was not as fortunate. When I scratched what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding the jellyfish into the crack of my ass.

I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over the communicator. His instructions were unclear due to the fact that he, along with five other divers, were all laughing hysterically. Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.

When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing but my brass helmet. As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out, but I couldn't shit for two days because my ass was swollen shut.

So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think about how much worse it would be if you had a jellyfish shoved up your ass.
Top that...

Monday, May 3, 2010

Immigration Debate II

I'm not a birther. I think that most reasonable people, once they examine the issue, would agree that the bozo-in-chief was, unfortunately for us, born in Hawaii. (See here, here, and here.)

However, given all the furor over Arizona's new law requiring state LEOs to enforce existing illegal immigration laws, I just couldn't resist posting this picture.

Saturday, May 1, 2010

Perspectives

It's been an interesting few days. My father, who is 92, has been in and out of the hospital with blood pressure issues and an upper respiratory infection. We have just arranged hospice care for my mother, who is 84, had a stroke, is recovering from cancer, and suffers from Alzheimers. She is clearly declining, and it's probably a matter of weeks, or at best (?) a few months.

At the same time, this is a 25 year reunion weekend for a bunch of people with whom I used to work. It was an exceptional group: tight-knit, talented, hard working, and enjoyable to be with. We've stayed in touch over the years, and I still feel very close to many of them. It was so good to see them again.

Finally, it's nearing the end of another school year. This is always a time of mixed emotions. So many of my students are the first ones in their family to graduate from college. It's heart-warming to see the extended families come for graduation, many of them still in their work clothes, taking a quick break from working on Saturdays to see sons, daughters, nieces, nephews, grandchildren, etc. walk across the stage.

On the other hand, this is also the time when lots of kids who didn't make the effort, didn't exert themselves, and didn't keep up, realize what deep doo-doo they're in. They are now paying the price for decisions made and actions taken (or not taken). In the long run, this may be the best lesson they learn in college.

Bottom line - many swirling emotions, much reflection ... as Socrates said, the unexamined life is not worth living. So I guess for a small sliver of time introspective me has raised his game to classical philosophical levels (at least until I can get another Shiner).