Sunday, August 24, 2014

Sunday Funnies 2014.08.24

We're taking our youngest child off to her first year of college today. Tomorrow we will officially be Empty Nesters!

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi are debating the question, “When does life begin?” The priest says, “At conception, of course!” The minister says, “At birth!” The rabbi says, “When the last kid goes to college and the dog dies!

It’s not an empty nest until they get their stuff out of the attic.

How to know if you're suffering from Empty Nest Syndrome:
You have thrown out the better part of the last several one-gallon jugs of milk, but still can't bring yourself to buy the one-quart cartons.

You called the power company and asked them to check your meter, because the hot-water bill has been way too low.

You still cook enough to have seconds and thirds ... and fourths.

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